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008 AOA – Dr. David Hawkes – Making Love Invisible – HPV Vaccine

David Hawkes VirologistDamned if Fox’s very own Gretchen Carlson isn’t pissed off at those damn atheists and Satanists who put up a Festivus tree at the State Capitol.  What is the world coming to?  I can’t even see baby Jesus in the manger what with all the heathen displays.

We welcomed Dr. David Hawkes and his fucking PHD.  Virologist, Neuroscientist and Australian voice of reason, Sir Dr. Dave is fantastic.  Not only did he deliver, in bite size pieces, the madness that is Viral Vectors, he also shared his plan of making Love invisible.

It’s amazing.  Imagine dialing up a scientist and asking them to join you on a podcast that is known for it’s lack of fucks given and it’s obscene use of language – imagine them hanging up on you and hoping you hadn’t spread your seeds.  But not Captain Dave.  No sir e g bob.  He came anyway, without hesitation and actually attempted to educate us a bit.

Dr. Dave is absolutely brilliant and we appreciate his patience while teaching us.  If you would like to be the first to know about becoming invisible or curing the no exercising, eat a lot fat plan, then follow Dave.

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The Baker is ordered to make Gay Wedding Cakes, Love isn’t loved on Facebook, Did Jimmy really crack corn and a Festivus Pole goes up in State Capitol Rotunda.


007 AOA – Dave Foda – Elephant Shit – Noah’s Ark – Bird Seed – $36 Cures Aids

Artist: Angelo Madrid
Artist: Angelo Madrid

Warning this show contains bigot bashing, foot stomping tirades against zealous religious bigotry and is accompanied by some of the worst language known to the First Bapticostal church of truth.  Tonight we learn that 1/3 of Noah’s ark was filled with bird seed, how to get 4300 lbs of elephant shit out of a one cubit window daily – that Misogyny is second only to Mistersogyny – Big girls  vs. Little ones – Is Love pregnant – Dave Foda attempts to smarten us up – Real Christians don’t get PTSD – A Preacher will bank draft your tithes, hugging is illegal, they found a $36 dollar cure for AIDS – Sharia Law Police are working to eradicate the world of fun and much more.

Thanks to Dave Foda for gracing us with his sexy voice and wisdom.  You can follow Dave on Facebook here.

Again we must throw out the Hoo-Haa to the Retar Crew for the brilliant music.

006 AOA – Easy Bake Snack Making Vibrators – Hagee-fied – Rosaries Save The Philippines – Big Bang Betty McGee

What could be better than a vibrator that bakes you a brownie while you get your cookies?

According to Big Bang Betty McGee and Love – NOTHING!  We get hate and love mail, we ask Christians a question or two and we cover a plethora of religitarded news from this past week.

Kick ass music and clips are from The Retar Crew.

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Watauga County Schools Approve “Non-Christian Nation” Posters

Almost 3 days since our first request/offer to provide the Watauga County School System with posters for each school, we received a call from the Director of Public Information, Mr. Marshall Ashcraft.  He stated that the WNC Humanists could send nine (9) posters to his attention for placement in the public schools.

Kudos to the Watauga County School Officials for coming to such a quick decision and immediately allowing our educational posters displaying such important insight into our American History.

The poster.

Watauga School District Poster


Upon placement of the posters we will have a local member take some photos.  Stay tuned.

A big thank you to the Watauga Democrat and it’s reporter Kellen Short for reporting the stories.