Category Archives: Church/State

055 – The FFRF – Our Savior – Holy Quran, Holy Crap

Standing at the wall, armed with the Constitution and a legal team that would scare Jesus, the Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) is our savior.  They stand protecting our secular government from religious intrusion, even for the folks that don’t think they need the protection. Christians would cry fowl and call for help if say the Muslims and their holy scripture was being used in our government.  But for now the Christians have the majority and they systematically attempt to push their religious dogma into the secular halls of government.

Annie Laurie Gaylor – FFRF Co President

For almost an hour, Annie Laurie took our questions and shared the work that the FFRF is doing daily.   If you listen to nothing else, listen to the first part of the show, find out the demonstrable problems and special privileges the churches get and at our expense and then join us.  Come over today and join the FFRF and let’s stop the harm religion is doing.

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As promised, 5 of those who submitted questions for Annie Laurie will receive a godless dollar bill and a one year membership to the FFRF compliments of Atheists On Air.  You must send your name and address via email to me by June 29th, 2014.  cash@aoa.fm

We also opened up the offer to 5 additional people who made the request via our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/atheistsonair

Mr. Q

Mr. Q, the man behind the QuranifyMe podcast joined us.  Too many times I hear the whinny ass Christian complain that no one says anything about Islam.  Well now you can point them to the QuranifyMe.com site and let them whine no more.

Snake Oil Woo Woo

Professor StephenProfessor Stephen downs 175 doses of homeopathic medicine at one time.  Does he survive?  You’ll also find out where you can get razors that don’t cut, all natural medicines and purple dildos all from one store.

Pastor Roy

All the way from Catfish Creek Trailer Park in Cleo, SC – Pastor Roy takes on the “theory” of evolution and destroys it.  Thanks to Google, Youtube and one Red Hatted Religitard, Pastor Roy is going to crush evolution.

Emails & Voicemails

This past week we received several messages from fans of the show.  We even got our first hate mail.  Thanks to you all for participating and supporting the show.

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The FU Rant

I was pissed off when I did my rant and it will be fairly obvious.  The stupid ass 1920’s rehash of an argument using tornados and junkyards had me all spun up.

The Rant:

And they wonder why we’re pissed off.  I ran some promotional ads announcing our special guest tonight and although the ads were to be displayed on the facebook pages of fans of the show and their friends, the Christians answered.

 

That tells me some of you have Christian friends and that’s ok, I do too.  What’s incredible though is the arguments you hear.  One lady who posted several comments and tagged all her equally intellectually impaired friends to join in making some horrible arguments with her..  said…

[whiny ass girl]Why don’t atheists just start spending your money on finding cancer cures instead of trying to take down our ten commandment monuments?  To which I responded, why don’t you stop spending money on expensive rocks with bronze aged ignorant ramblings about their only being one God and he is to be worshipped and using my public property to display it and just spend the money on fighting cancer?

 

One of the fellers she tagged responded with a horrible rendition of the junkyard 747 argument.  Which by the way is from a much older and thoroughly debunked argument started in the 1920’s.  He said if two old ford trucks were hit by a tornado and made a lamborghini, blah blah blah…  we ain’t no accident, god did it and specifically my god, the one my parents and community are convinced exists.  So there!

 

Well first, this isn’t an argument about origins you ignorant twit.  And you do know that evolution doesn’t answer or even attempt to answer the question of abiogenesis nor the big bang?  Right?

 

You’ve obviously been eating cheetos and watching that stupid ass video from the dude with the red hat who says he can destroy evolution and thus atheism in 3 minutes and concentrating more on the cheetos than the ridiculous shit coming from Captain dumbass.

 

Here’s the thing, let’s say you do destroy evolution.  Let’s say you take it all the way to it’s knees with some argument about your trailer park and a luxury sports car / tornado thing.  Then what do you have?

 

You still have no proof for your invisible sky daddy.  He’s only one of the hundreds of gods currently being prayed to by faithful idiots worldwide.  You and your ilk are what brought us the dark ages, it’s what’s responsible for most of humanities ills.

 

Evolution has nothing to do with atheism.  They are not mutually exclusive but one does not beget the other.  Now yes, you will find that most thinking people who enjoy using their brains for more than creating fanciful arguments requiring the wearing of aluminum foil headdresses also accept the undeniable evidence presented by the scientific community on the facts that are evolution.

 

Your argument, even if it contained one iota of common sense, one sane presumption would still be useless in demonstrating an invisible man who lives in the sky.

 

Using poorly formed arguments to refute atheism is like proving that most atheists have two eyes, therefore – GOD!  Why not simply prove your God, why not show evidence for your position and avoid entertaining us with 3rd rate previously debunked arguments that only stand to demonstrate your complete and utter willful ignorance.

 

You heard some moron on YouTube with a red beanie cap regurgitating nonsense and altered the story from a junk yard to only two ford vehicles and think you have created the ultimate argument.  You fool.  And I mean that in the most sincere way.

 

Your red hatted friend changed the decades old argument from a 747 to a Lamborghini and thinks he hit the jackpot.  This shit may work for the sheep, but the freethinking, well reasoned and logical human sees the game before it’s fully played.

 

If I thought it’d help I’d pray for you and the scarecrow, a brain can be a useful thing.  You stand in confidence around the equally ignorant and think you’re on to something because you have a fan club.  Fuck, we expect that.  Same as I’d expect to see a lot of hugging at a downs syndrome convention.

 

If I were to attempt to convince you that there a fairies that live in the trees in front of my house and that several times a year they make my electric bill go down, I’d expect you’d want some real proof.

 

But what if instead I attacked and argued that my proof is that your momma wasn’t married when she conceived you and I could demonstrate that most pregnancies occur outside of wedlock and it makes no sense that out of all the vaginas, tornados and laborghini transforming 747’s that she was married at that time- Bam!  I win, now you have to believe in my fairies.

 

See how incredibly stupid, how retarded you have to be, to think that your batshit crazy argument against bluejeans has anything to do with atheism.  I promise you could garner more followers and more attention if you sat in your own shit and flung it at paserbys.  At least it would be an honest action.

 

Instead you fail to grasp that google or youtube would possibly have anything that refutes your ignorance.  Hellfire, I bet just beneath the fuckedness that is that video you attempted to regurgitate was a video in response.  How devilishly clever of those youtube folks.

 

Yet somehow you avoid it.  Like an inbred monkey sitting in a tree eating his own shit, you care not for the world around you.  Your content with remaining ignorant.  And I even hate to bring a monkey into this because I would bet if had the opportunity and the mental power to seek other activities, the monkey probably would.

 

I mean really, save yourself the trouble, grab a picture of a jackass or a retarted monkey and post that as your reply, no comment other than the picture and I promise, we will know.  You won’t have to bother copying and pasting the mental diaharehea of an argument and instead can go on looking for new child porn or ways to make home made ruffies for the upcoming family reunion.  We will just look at the picture you posted and know what your argument would have been and thusly save you huge amounts of time.  I’ll go ahead and tell all the thinking folks right now and it won’t be long and we’ll all know that those images stand for your arguments against all science and facts.

 

You’re welcome.

 

So until you have evidence, real demonstrable evidence of this Jewish water walking, water to wine, zombie feller or his equally invisible and non existent daddy, then shut the fuck up.  Fuck you and your fellow shit lickers.

 

ASK ANNIE LAURIE – FFRF – LIVE ON AOA

As you all know by now, I’m a huge fan of the Freedom From Religion Foundation.  They are and have been the biggest advocate on the planet for State/Church separation.  This Monday at 7PM we are delighted to have Co-President Annie Laurie Gaylor on the show with us.

TOPIC – TEN COMMANDMENTS

Recently states have passed laws to allow Ten Commandment monuments on public school grounds under the guise of a “Historical Document”.  North Carolina law allows schools to display posters of “In God We Trust” because it represents American History.  However, this should mean that a quote from the Treaty of Tripoli displayed on a poster would be allowed as well, but that’s not the case.  The State gives the power to the school administrators and teachers on what gets displayed.

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Tennessee recently passed a law granting permission for Ten Commandment monuments as well.  All these laws are the Religious Right’s systematic efforts to erode the Constitution, specifically the First Amendment and the wall of separation. They desire to force upon all students their invisible Sky Daddy and indoctrinate children with Christianity.

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053 – When Dad Comes Back He’s Gonna Be Pissed – The Rapture

I’d never really given it much thought, but after I was told that I’d probably convert to Christianity after the rapture, my brain began to whirl.  But before I go into my Fuck You rant, I must give a huge thanks to those who have been and continue to support the show.  Our most recent Patrons are:

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Three new Patrons this week and THANK YOU!

$500 DONATION GIVEN

Our newest Patron, Konrad Michels messaged the show and asked if he could donate to the billboard campaign.  Of course I said yes.  Moments later, there was a $500 donation and I can’t begin to tell you how overwhelmed I am.  Five Hundred Fucking Dollars, someone worked their ass off and then donated that to us! Konrad, we thank you!  Every cent will be spent on the Billboard Campaign that we are soon to start (thanks to you).

FFRF v. IRS IRC 107

I know, look at us talking intellectual shit.  Robert Baty and Dave Foda joined us at about the 100 minute mark for this important landmark case that will eventually find it’s way to the Supreme Court.  The case deals with the tax exemption that pastors receive.  Yes, the basketball pastor, the 100+ lay pastors at Elevation Church in Charlotte, NC and all the others as well.

Robert Baty (pronounced B-eighty) is a retired IRS investigator and a Christian.  He supports the State church separation and feels these religiously biased tax laws are unfair.

Haywood County Schools – AGAIN!

A sixth grade teacher handed out Vacation Bible School invitations in class on June 9th, 2014 (yesterday).  Long story short, the assistant principal called me back this morning and stated that the Haywood County School Superintendent approved the distribution by the teacher.  The FFRF’s – Freedom From Religion Foundation legal team have been notified.  I will update on progress as I receive information.

UPDATE: in short, it’s vague, but from FFRF:
1. Does the school district have a written fliers policy? Was the policy followed in this instance? Sometimes, teachers or parent volunteers take it upon themselves to distribute fliers on behalf of religious organizations without getting approval from the district. It is important to know whether the school granted access to the forum.
2. Who assembled the take-home packet? Was the religious flier handled by a paid school official? A public school teacher may only have limited involvement in the distribution of religious fliers. Please note that the rights of students to pass out literature to their classmates are more expansive than those of third parties.
3. Look at the fliers’ content. The flier should have a disclaimer disassociating the school from the religious group. The flier should not contain any proselytizing language, i.e., bible verses, Psalms, or other religious sayings. Likewise, the flier should not contain any religious symbols or imagery, i.e., a cross, depiction of Jesus, or images of children praying. Finally, the flier must notify the parents that permission slips must be signed in order for students to participate.

I so wish I was a Muslim representative at times.  Imagine attempting to get approval to pass out Muslim summer camp flyers at the public school.  What about Camp Quest?  I think we will work on finding a Satanist group who wants to distribute flyers via the school teachers and see if the Superintendent decides to discriminate or take on the angry mob of Christians who get pissed when their child comes home with a flyer for Satan.

My daughter Kalei found her name tag on her desk altered yesterday with the addition of, “fuck u blu hared bitch” with a picture of a penis and balls   The Assistant Principal of that school is investigating.

Woo Woo

Professor Stephen helped us understand the difference between a hypothesis, a theory and a law.  Of course the scientific definitions and not the layperson’s understanding.  We weren’t able to finish the entire segment including the all natural stuffs that are sooooo good for you, but will pick up where we left off next week.

Catfish Creek Trailer Park

Has a Facebook page now.  Cecil updates us on Rupert’s incarceration.  Pastor Roy gives an update during church services.  The screaming and moaning, it wasn’t the demons.

Imagine Having No Country To Call Home

Tonight I read part of a letter I received from a listener.  She has no home country, no state – she’s stateless.  Read the rest of the letter here.

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Fuck You Rant – The Rapture

I was talking with some adults the other day.  I assume they were adults with brains and everything because they were the right size, their voices didn’t sound like a child with half a tongue and they were capable of conversing with me.

 

Religion was the topic and they knew I wasn’t of their kind.  One lady, I’ll call batshit Brenda only because that’s her name was telling me that I probably wouldn’t go to hell.  In fact she was confident that after the rapture, that’d I’d most likely convert and be given the opportunity to follow her God man.

 

I couldn’t really argue this because from what I understand of the rapture, it will be fairly obvious something major and possibly supernatural has occurred.  I mean,  there will be vaginaless chastity belts just lying in random places.  Shoes, clothes, cars all abandoned as Christians everywhere are exalted in all their nakedness.  Not to mention the rivers of blood and the demons running rampant.

 

So I asked her when this would happen and another gentleman spoke up.  He said, any day now.  We don’t know the minute or the hour, but anytime now.  So in our lifetime, I asked.  Oh yes, certainly.  The writings on the wall.

 

Well then, I suppose you have some heathen chauffeuring you around right?  What do you mean he asks?  Well, you must all be moral christians and wouldn’t dare think of causing harm to innocent people would you?  Well of course not.

 

Then you wouldn’t want to be driving your car and be raptured leaving an unmanned car careening down the road and risk those who may not have heard about Jesus yet.  What about pilots, day care workers, doctors, bridge operators, nuclear plant operators and all those workers who’s responsibility is to keep us safe?

 

I assume many are Christian and would be raptured up in a blink of an eye.  Wouldn’t this cause massive casualties among those left behind?  Wouldn’t millions of animals who’ve come to rely on humans for their food and shelter, starve and die?

 

Don’t you think it insensitive and immoral to work in a position that upon rapture could harm others?  Just the thought of all those cars with Jesus fish on their bumpers losing control and crashing into innocent people is worrisome.

 

So how can you justify having a drivers license, when you honestly believe, jesus is coming soon and you’ll be taken up without notice?

 

A few began to think of the implications but batshit Brenda had an answer.  Well that is out of our hands.  It’s up to the lord and his will be done.

 

But isn’t that like shooting into a crowd and defending the action with, “God’s responsible for where the bullets go.” ???

 

Would you do that?  No, well then why would you drive a 3000 lb bullet, knowing that you could be raptured and leave that bullet to crash wherever and in to whomever?

 

Wouldn’t all moral and sane Christians avoid all work and activities that upon their rapture could endanger the innocent?

 

She continued to argue.  She said that it was out of her control, that God would protect the innocent because he has control.  I quipped that her bullet into a crowd could be given the same defense but she didn’t agree.

 

This is Cognitive dissonance!  You will attempt to rationalize an insane and immoral act so that you can hold to this ignorant idea about a rapture.  Couldn’t the lord come up with a better plan, a safer method for extracting his loyal sheep?

 

You are no different than the person who kills their children to save them from the world.  It’s a irrational rationalization.  Your beliefs in talking snakes, unicorns, giants, angels, demons, justified rape as rewards for battle, moving mountains, floating zoos, resurrections, heavens, hells, stationary suns, water walking Jews and bread from the sky are all non sense!

 

Scientology catches grief over the completely absurd beliefs, but I must say, Christians, you have them beat.  When added up, your religious bullshit is overwhelming.

 

Imagine going to any society on the planet who weren’t indoctrinated from birth in this bullshit and proclaiming the gospels this way.

 

Well an invisible God made everything.  Then a talking snake convinced two people to eat from a tree of knowledge which ended up cursing everyone.  So this invisible man cloned himself, by impregnating a virgin who became a visible walking talking God on earth, he cured the blind but didn’t cure blindness, he healed the lame but didn’t heal lameness, and he died for 3 days so that you would be forgiven of the sins of the fruit eating man and women.  And if you believe this shit, God will come down and save you from the world he created while endangering everyone else who hadn’t bought into or heard this message yet.  So aren’t you lucky I am here now to share this glorious gospel with you?

 

None of what I said is an exaggeration, it’s all true – it’s your beliefs and yet if told honestly then no one, no sane person would accept it.  From the beginning to the end – it’s all completely immoral .

 

These ideas of a rapture are like the childish threats of young siblings.  When dad gets home he’s going to punish you for breaking my barbie doll.  Like some narcissistic sociopath who longs to see those punished that didn’t act in accordance to your ideas.

 

Oh you can eat peanut butter, but only this way, this much and this kind.  Otherwise later you’re going to be in trouble.

 

Well fuck you!  I’ve met diagnosed crazy people who are less crazy.  Part of me wishes you’d all be raptured the fuck out of here, but that whole reason and logic ability of my brain prevents me from considering the possibility and leaves me stuck in reality with the unthinking, amoral and superstitious fucktards such as yourself.