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056 – Poop Enema Woo – SCOTUS Hobby Lobby FU Rant

SCROTUM err SCOTUS has pissed me the fuck off!  Thankfully I’m not alone on this one like the time Krispy Kreme closed down for a week because of a little water damage and I couldn’t get anyone to picket the assholes with me.


I’m mad!  Really, really mad.  The Supreme Court’s 5 Catholic, Ultra Conservative, Religitarded, FuckNuts decided to fuck us all.  They’ve opened the door (floodgates) so that anyone’s civil rights can be ignored if another’s religious beliefs contradict.  No birth control for you ladies, because Hobby Lobby CEO, David Green loves Jesus too much.  Of course his male employees can use their company insurance for penile implants, vasectomies or for the little blue pills.

Enough said, listen to the rant above and you can be just as pissed off as I am.


Hobby Lobby SCOTUS Rant


Author and yes, Writer, J.D. Brucker joined us live to discuss his book, Presuppositionalists and his anticipated work with the Global Secular Council.  Visit his blog, podcast and website here.

Catfish Creek Trailer Park

It’s the most we’ve heard from CCTP.  Rupert, Cecil and twice the amount of Pastor Roy.  Pastor Roy tells of the Taliban trying to rent a lot in CCTP and then later he returns for an update on the Hobby Lobby decision.


Cure what ails you!  The magic and woo behind the fecal enemas.  Join Professor Stephen as he explains the good, bad and ugly of the poop enema.

The Road To Reason

Listener and fellow lion tamer, Deron shared a link to his blog.  I’ve short coded it here: – specifically to the article I think you’ll enjoy.

New Patrons!

Thanks to Rev. Jesus H. Christ, George Green and Michael Thruston for supporting the show.  They are the latest additions to our now 39 money giving, loving, beautiful and brilliant Patrons.  Don’t be left out, you can become a Patron too:

ReAsonCon II – Cancelled!

For good reason, or at least what I believe to be good reason.  Monday morning when the SCOTUS ruling was published, I was pissed.  I decided to cancel ReAsonCon II and use what money I planned on spending to help grow the Freedom From Religion Foundation‘s member base.

Yes, Yes!Honestly, they are our best hope to rid the government of intruding religious dogmas.  Religion is the cause, it is the source for the most insane laws and decisions in America.  Religious dogma is the force behind inequality, misogyny and bigotry.

Please join me in supporting the FFRF and their fine legal team.  Last week we had Annie Laurie Gaylor, Co-President of FFRF on the show and we gave away 9 new memberships.  This week, with the decision to cancel ReAsonCon, I offered 20 more free memberships to those who can’t afford one right now.

To be included, email your name and address and if you are one of the first 20 and at the time of this posting I have about 11 available spots, you’ll be included.  Expect more free memberships to come in the future.

If you are a student, it’s only $20 and for a family only $50.  Individuals can join for only $40 annually.  So please, please join the FFRF with me and let’s repair these holes in our Wall of Separation between Church and State.

Watch It Here

The Rant

Today the Supreme Court ruled that Hobby Lobby and any other Corporation can deny you your civil rights if those rights conflict with their religious beliefs.  Specifically those rights that don’t uphold the misogynistic dogma.

Imagine now, Hobby Lobby or Walmart citing that women can’t be hired because they believe the Bible verse that states that a women’s place is at home.  Titus 2:5

First Timothy Chapter 2:12 says that a woman should not have authority over a man, thus preventing a woman from holding a management position.  And shouldn’t this prevent any woman from holding a position on the Supreme court or political office of any sort?


Could an employer restrict females from leaving work to vote due to religious convictions, could they deny coverage for blood transfusions, vaccines, psychiatry?


This all catholic, all male panel of judges ruled against every woman in America.  Women, you should be outraged.  Men, you should be equally outraged!  We have just been fucked in the ass by the Catholics, again.


This can of worms opened by the Supreme Court could now allow any person to exempt themselves from the law.  This is a blatant erosion of our civil rights.  This supreme court decision knocks down a vital portion of the great wall of separation between church and state.


Last week we were honored with a visit from Freedom From Religion Foundations Co President, Annie Laurie Gaylor.  We discussed the hundreds of violations reported each month.  We discussed their work in protecting our rights.


If there ever was a time to join the FFRF, it is now!  Their legal team works non-stop to protect us and correct the damage done by religious zealots.  Simply go to and join today.  The FFRF is currently encouraging us all to scream and scream loud.  The hobby lobby victory is based on the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which passed the house and senate almost unanimously and sadly was signed by President Bill Clinton.

You do matter and your voice does count.  Ask congress to counter this ruling by contacting your US Senators and your district representatives.


Today women are under attack and it effects us all!!!


Oh but religion is good.  What harm does religion cause?  These are the sentiments of almost every ignorant religious zealot on the planet.


Let’s start with the demonstrable harmful effects.  Religion and it’s adherents systematically brainwash children, they teach them not to think and they encourage a distrust for science and facts.  Right now, the tax free religious corporations have lobbied state governments to wright laws that take money from our schools, which are already facing horrid budget restrictions.


The money is used for voucher programs that can be used by the religious nutters to further indoctrinate children with religious propaganda and anti-science teachings.

Because of religion, the now socially accepted practice of infant genital mutilation is defended by even many non religious.  It’s deluded the system to make what was originally a barbaric practice of religion, mainstream.  It’s child endangerment, it’s child molestation, it’s horrid and should be illegal.


Because of religion, we all get to pay more taxes so that churches, megachurches and religious organizations can keep every penny they take in.  With no accountability the leaders can purchase private jets, multiple homes and $23,000 dollar toilet seats.


Because of religion there are becoming less and less centers for women’s health and care.  Because of religion, Governor’s have held at tax payers expense, lavish gatherings for prayer and rain dances.

Because of religion, states have made laws allowing businesses to refuse service to those whose private sexual lives are deemed abominations.

Because of religion, certain relationships aren’t granted the same rights under the law, which allow end of life arrangements, tax filings and housing allowances.

Because of religion, our children are forced to accept the public school displays of religious propaganda.

Because of religion, we are considered blights on society, we are labeled untrustworthy and must constantly fight for equality.

Because of religion, a church can proclaim over 100 pastors to allow for backhanded housing exemptions and avoid taxes.

Because of religion, we have a TeaParty

Because of religion, we have Fox News

Because of religion, we have over 40% of our citizens who don’t support efforts to clean the environment because Jesus is coming back soon and climate change won’t matter.

Because of religion, families are torn apart at the seams.

Because of religion, my daughter is called a whore for wearing shorty shorts.

Because of religion, certain sexual positions between consenting adults are illegal.

Because of religion, slavery existed and was defended.

Because of religion, 2 million female children this year will have their vaginas mutilated.

Because of religion, Billions of our tax dollars support a country that offers full medical benefits to every citizen, while in America, we lack basic care.

Because of religion, our once president decided to start a war that has lasted over 10 years because Jesus told him to.

Because of religion, Trillions of dollars have been spent, thousands of lives lost so that we can free two countries who don’t wish to be freed.

Because of religion, our civil liberties have systematically been eroded under the guise of protection for our country.


And today, if you are female and work for Hobby Lobby or any corporation, you have just lost your Constitutionally guaranteed civil rights if your employer’s religious ideologies conflict.


Your basic human rights have just been superseded by the religious fanatics and lunatics.  The Supreme Court’s 5 male member, Catholic Zealots have just fucked you and fucked me too.


And men, no worries for us.  The Hobby Lobby supporters have not and plan no attack on our rights to Erectile Dysfunction drugs, Penile implants, Vacuum erection devices, vasectomies.  And Circumcisions will still be covered, you know, because, Jesus.


And here’s what I’m going to do.  This year we held ReAsonCon one, the first of it’s kind.  I secured the speakers and venue for next May already.  We announced this a few weeks ago.


But I’m canceling it.  I’m going to spend the money that I would have spent on making sure that anyone who can’t afford a membership to the Freedom From Religion Foundation gets one, to the best of my ability.


This year I got stuck with paying 100% of the Reasoncon expenses after someone failed to pay their part.  After the donations and VIP ticket sales I was personally out over $6,000 dollars.  I’m still paying that credit card bill.  The planned upcoming ReasonCon II I’m sure would cost me another $6,000, so I’m going to do my best over the next 10 months to use that planned expenditure on helping others join the FFRF who can’t afford it right now.


I’ve given this enough thought and believe that although the reason con conference is a valuable tool, membership and support of the FFRF is more valuable and will exact far wider effects for all.


Starting tonight, I’m going to offer 20 annual memberships to those who can’t afford them right now.  That’s $800 towards freeing our country and it’s governments from the zealous Christian fucknuts!


I’ve emailed our scheduled ReasonCon II speakers and guests and have explained the reason for canceling and I hope that you will support me in this effort.  I’d hope that you can understand the importance and I would encourage you to join the FFRF right now.


If you can not afford it right now, please email me your name and address to   This Week I will call the FFRF and secure 20 new annual memberships.


The only way we are going to change the system, the only way we can protect that wall of separation and the only way we can repair the damage already done is to jointly and loudly scream:  Fuck You!

We can’t sit idly by, we must put our fuck you’s in the form of lawsuits and activism and demand separation of church and state.  No amount of facebook posts or podcast rants will resolve the problem.  Make a commitment now to help.  Join the FFRF and let’s send a message to these shit sucking religious fucktards and stop their intrusions.


To Justices, Samuel Alito Jr., Anthony Kennedy, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas, John Roberts Jr., and David Green the Hobby Lobby CEO, Fuck You!


055 – The FFRF – Our Savior – Holy Quran, Holy Crap

Standing at the wall, armed with the Constitution and a legal team that would scare Jesus, the Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) is our savior.  They stand protecting our secular government from religious intrusion, even for the folks that don’t think they need the protection. Christians would cry fowl and call for help if say the Muslims and their holy scripture was being used in our government.  But for now the Christians have the majority and they systematically attempt to push their religious dogma into the secular halls of government.

Annie Laurie Gaylor – FFRF Co President

For almost an hour, Annie Laurie took our questions and shared the work that the FFRF is doing daily.   If you listen to nothing else, listen to the first part of the show, find out the demonstrable problems and special privileges the churches get and at our expense and then join us.  Come over today and join the FFRF and let’s stop the harm religion is doing.

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Free FFRF Memberships and Godless Dollar Bills

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As promised, 5 of those who submitted questions for Annie Laurie will receive a godless dollar bill and a one year membership to the FFRF compliments of Atheists On Air.  You must send your name and address via email to me by June 29th, 2014.

We also opened up the offer to 5 additional people who made the request via our Facebook page at

Mr. Q

Mr. Q, the man behind the QuranifyMe podcast joined us.  Too many times I hear the whinny ass Christian complain that no one says anything about Islam.  Well now you can point them to the site and let them whine no more.

Snake Oil Woo Woo

Professor StephenProfessor Stephen downs 175 doses of homeopathic medicine at one time.  Does he survive?  You’ll also find out where you can get razors that don’t cut, all natural medicines and purple dildos all from one store.

Pastor Roy

All the way from Catfish Creek Trailer Park in Cleo, SC – Pastor Roy takes on the “theory” of evolution and destroys it.  Thanks to Google, Youtube and one Red Hatted Religitard, Pastor Roy is going to crush evolution.

Emails & Voicemails

This past week we received several messages from fans of the show.  We even got our first hate mail.  Thanks to you all for participating and supporting the show.

Live Show

Below you will find the video from the show.  We welcome you to join us.  You can watch live each week at 7:PM EST on Mondays.  For more info and our phone numbers, please visit (complete list)

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The FU Rant

I was pissed off when I did my rant and it will be fairly obvious.  The stupid ass 1920’s rehash of an argument using tornados and junkyards had me all spun up.

The Rant:

And they wonder why we’re pissed off.  I ran some promotional ads announcing our special guest tonight and although the ads were to be displayed on the facebook pages of fans of the show and their friends, the Christians answered.


That tells me some of you have Christian friends and that’s ok, I do too.  What’s incredible though is the arguments you hear.  One lady who posted several comments and tagged all her equally intellectually impaired friends to join in making some horrible arguments with her..  said…

[whiny ass girl]Why don’t atheists just start spending your money on finding cancer cures instead of trying to take down our ten commandment monuments?  To which I responded, why don’t you stop spending money on expensive rocks with bronze aged ignorant ramblings about their only being one God and he is to be worshipped and using my public property to display it and just spend the money on fighting cancer?


One of the fellers she tagged responded with a horrible rendition of the junkyard 747 argument.  Which by the way is from a much older and thoroughly debunked argument started in the 1920’s.  He said if two old ford trucks were hit by a tornado and made a lamborghini, blah blah blah…  we ain’t no accident, god did it and specifically my god, the one my parents and community are convinced exists.  So there!


Well first, this isn’t an argument about origins you ignorant twit.  And you do know that evolution doesn’t answer or even attempt to answer the question of abiogenesis nor the big bang?  Right?


You’ve obviously been eating cheetos and watching that stupid ass video from the dude with the red hat who says he can destroy evolution and thus atheism in 3 minutes and concentrating more on the cheetos than the ridiculous shit coming from Captain dumbass.


Here’s the thing, let’s say you do destroy evolution.  Let’s say you take it all the way to it’s knees with some argument about your trailer park and a luxury sports car / tornado thing.  Then what do you have?


You still have no proof for your invisible sky daddy.  He’s only one of the hundreds of gods currently being prayed to by faithful idiots worldwide.  You and your ilk are what brought us the dark ages, it’s what’s responsible for most of humanities ills.


Evolution has nothing to do with atheism.  They are not mutually exclusive but one does not beget the other.  Now yes, you will find that most thinking people who enjoy using their brains for more than creating fanciful arguments requiring the wearing of aluminum foil headdresses also accept the undeniable evidence presented by the scientific community on the facts that are evolution.


Your argument, even if it contained one iota of common sense, one sane presumption would still be useless in demonstrating an invisible man who lives in the sky.


Using poorly formed arguments to refute atheism is like proving that most atheists have two eyes, therefore – GOD!  Why not simply prove your God, why not show evidence for your position and avoid entertaining us with 3rd rate previously debunked arguments that only stand to demonstrate your complete and utter willful ignorance.


You heard some moron on YouTube with a red beanie cap regurgitating nonsense and altered the story from a junk yard to only two ford vehicles and think you have created the ultimate argument.  You fool.  And I mean that in the most sincere way.


Your red hatted friend changed the decades old argument from a 747 to a Lamborghini and thinks he hit the jackpot.  This shit may work for the sheep, but the freethinking, well reasoned and logical human sees the game before it’s fully played.


If I thought it’d help I’d pray for you and the scarecrow, a brain can be a useful thing.  You stand in confidence around the equally ignorant and think you’re on to something because you have a fan club.  Fuck, we expect that.  Same as I’d expect to see a lot of hugging at a downs syndrome convention.


If I were to attempt to convince you that there a fairies that live in the trees in front of my house and that several times a year they make my electric bill go down, I’d expect you’d want some real proof.


But what if instead I attacked and argued that my proof is that your momma wasn’t married when she conceived you and I could demonstrate that most pregnancies occur outside of wedlock and it makes no sense that out of all the vaginas, tornados and laborghini transforming 747’s that she was married at that time- Bam!  I win, now you have to believe in my fairies.


See how incredibly stupid, how retarded you have to be, to think that your batshit crazy argument against bluejeans has anything to do with atheism.  I promise you could garner more followers and more attention if you sat in your own shit and flung it at paserbys.  At least it would be an honest action.


Instead you fail to grasp that google or youtube would possibly have anything that refutes your ignorance.  Hellfire, I bet just beneath the fuckedness that is that video you attempted to regurgitate was a video in response.  How devilishly clever of those youtube folks.


Yet somehow you avoid it.  Like an inbred monkey sitting in a tree eating his own shit, you care not for the world around you.  Your content with remaining ignorant.  And I even hate to bring a monkey into this because I would bet if had the opportunity and the mental power to seek other activities, the monkey probably would.


I mean really, save yourself the trouble, grab a picture of a jackass or a retarted monkey and post that as your reply, no comment other than the picture and I promise, we will know.  You won’t have to bother copying and pasting the mental diaharehea of an argument and instead can go on looking for new child porn or ways to make home made ruffies for the upcoming family reunion.  We will just look at the picture you posted and know what your argument would have been and thusly save you huge amounts of time.  I’ll go ahead and tell all the thinking folks right now and it won’t be long and we’ll all know that those images stand for your arguments against all science and facts.


You’re welcome.


So until you have evidence, real demonstrable evidence of this Jewish water walking, water to wine, zombie feller or his equally invisible and non existent daddy, then shut the fuck up.  Fuck you and your fellow shit lickers.



As you all know by now, I’m a huge fan of the Freedom From Religion Foundation.  They are and have been the biggest advocate on the planet for State/Church separation.  This Monday at 7PM we are delighted to have Co-President Annie Laurie Gaylor on the show with us.


Recently states have passed laws to allow Ten Commandment monuments on public school grounds under the guise of a “Historical Document”.  North Carolina law allows schools to display posters of “In God We Trust” because it represents American History.  However, this should mean that a quote from the Treaty of Tripoli displayed on a poster would be allowed as well, but that’s not the case.  The State gives the power to the school administrators and teachers on what gets displayed.


Tennessee recently passed a law granting permission for Ten Commandment monuments as well.  All these laws are the Religious Right’s systematic efforts to erode the Constitution, specifically the First Amendment and the wall of separation. They desire to force upon all students their invisible Sky Daddy and indoctrinate children with Christianity.

Ask Annie Laurie

We will be asking Annie Laurie what we can do to help, what the FFRF has been doing and if there is a way to overturn these most recent state laws.

If you have a question for Annie Laurie, please submit it here and on Monday night we will try to get all your questions answered.

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Godless Dollar

Five (5) questioners (at random) will receive a free one year membership courtesy of Atheists On Air.  Winners will be announced on the show.

Your new membership will include a subscription to the FreeThought Today paper newsletter and will include a one dollar bill that is completely God FREE!  That’s right, your one dollar bill will be pre- In God We Trust.  Your Welcome!