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Atheists On Air – The Explicit, Honest, Humorous, Heathen Podcast with Cash & Love

010 – Duck Dynasty – Free Speech – Live Shows

duck fuck dynastyAtheists On Air is now LIVE!  Due to our skillful editing, you’ve been missing all the bloopers from our shows; now with our going live, you will no longer have to want for the “ums” the long “ands” or the errors.  We’ve built them right in.

Important links, phone number updates and info below.

Tonight we talked with Gene from the Hickory Humanist Alliance, we spoke with Love’s BIL in Washington State and were even graced with an appearance from Big Bang Betty McGee.

Christmas Eve wasn’t going to stop us from bashing the conservative media who’ve come out in full force to defend Duck Dynasty’s Patriarch and his bigoted, racial and homophobic views.

Don’t miss Cash’s “TWAS” poem.


We’ve launched our Daily shows and have just finished our second one.  These can only be found on Spreaker or you could listen live at either Spreaker or Blog Talk Radio.

Live Call In Number: (646) 716-6404 (during live shows only)
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009 – AOA – The Penis Can Rid You Of Demons – Author Chuck Hall – Santa Penguin

playing chess with pigeons 1White Santa Clause, can he be a penguin?  Fuck no!  Penguins can’t carry all those presents. Author and fellow Carolinian, Chuck Hall joins Cash & Love with his new book, “Playing Chess With Pigeons”.  We also poke fun at the Fox and their friends, especially Megyn Kelly and her white Jesus.  Hickory Humanists decide not to pursue action against the bigoted and discriminatory T-shirt company that has refused to print anymore of their T’s.

Atheists on Air is going live soon and invites you to mark the date on your calendar.  You can get the most recent updates by following us on Twitter and Facebook.

Author and pursuer of Applied Ecopsycology Phd’s, Mr. Chuck Hall has a cool website at  His brand new book, Playing Chess with Pigeons is available on Amazon and I would encourage you to read it.  It’s one of my favorites and will be referred to frequently to counter the Christian ignorance that abounds here in the mountains.

We covered:

  • White Santa
  • Black Santa
  • White Jesus
  • Hickory Humanists
  • Megyn Kelly Fox News
  • Dave Silverman
  • Dave Muscato
  • the Salvation Army
  • Polygamy
  • Wisconsin State Capitol – Flying Spaghetti Monster display
  • Harold Camping died… awwwww
  • Rev. Billy Graham is almost dead… double awwwww
  • Preacher removes demons with his dick
  • Muslims warn of 40 lashes if you sell beer
  • AHA – Humanist Charities needs your help for Haiti – YES GODDAMNIT they are still living in tents!

008 AOA – Dr. David Hawkes – Making Love Invisible – HPV Vaccine

David Hawkes VirologistDamned if Fox’s very own Gretchen Carlson isn’t pissed off at those damn atheists and Satanists who put up a Festivus tree at the State Capitol.  What is the world coming to?  I can’t even see baby Jesus in the manger what with all the heathen displays.

We welcomed Dr. David Hawkes and his fucking PHD.  Virologist, Neuroscientist and Australian voice of reason, Sir Dr. Dave is fantastic.  Not only did he deliver, in bite size pieces, the madness that is Viral Vectors, he also shared his plan of making Love invisible.

It’s amazing.  Imagine dialing up a scientist and asking them to join you on a podcast that is known for it’s lack of fucks given and it’s obscene use of language – imagine them hanging up on you and hoping you hadn’t spread your seeds.  But not Captain Dave.  No sir e g bob.  He came anyway, without hesitation and actually attempted to educate us a bit.

Dr. Dave is absolutely brilliant and we appreciate his patience while teaching us.  If you would like to be the first to know about becoming invisible or curing the no exercising, eat a lot fat plan, then follow Dave.

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The Baker is ordered to make Gay Wedding Cakes, Love isn’t loved on Facebook, Did Jimmy really crack corn and a Festivus Pole goes up in State Capitol Rotunda.


007 AOA – Dave Foda – Elephant Shit – Noah’s Ark – Bird Seed – $36 Cures Aids

Artist: Angelo Madrid
Artist: Angelo Madrid

Warning this show contains bigot bashing, foot stomping tirades against zealous religious bigotry and is accompanied by some of the worst language known to the First Bapticostal church of truth.  Tonight we learn that 1/3 of Noah’s ark was filled with bird seed, how to get 4300 lbs of elephant shit out of a one cubit window daily – that Misogyny is second only to Mistersogyny – Big girls  vs. Little ones – Is Love pregnant – Dave Foda attempts to smarten us up – Real Christians don’t get PTSD – A Preacher will bank draft your tithes, hugging is illegal, they found a $36 dollar cure for AIDS – Sharia Law Police are working to eradicate the world of fun and much more.

Thanks to Dave Foda for gracing us with his sexy voice and wisdom.  You can follow Dave on Facebook here.

Again we must throw out the Hoo-Haa to the Retar Crew for the brilliant music.