Category Archives: Sex

077 – Incest- Can’t Make A Quirky Title With That Topic…

Thanks to the Duggar diddling, we decided to dedicate this episode to the subject of incest.

Professor Stephen Fulminates
There is a bit of anger in this one. The Prof fulminates on incest and christianity. The bible is inconsistent on the subject, and christian apologists end up invoking moral relativism. Intellectual incest amongst crazy American christians leads to actual incest and other terrible behavior.

Lets Talk About Incest
Rachel and Professor Stephen discuss the science, morality, and christian theology of incest and inbreeding. And this leads to a discussion about the crazy racists shit that some fundamentalists spew.

Voicemails, Emails, and Facebook Messages
Thank you all so much for your messages. They mean the world to us. Except for that one. You know who you are.

Another Episode of The Skeptic
Doctor Woo is at it again. This time he is scamming the good people of Catfish Creek Trailer Park. Brought to you by Holy Hoodeewhos!

Rachel Gets Ready to Thow Down Over Dinosaur Soft Tissue
Iron can work as a preservative, so STFU. Rachel answers back to ridiculous creationist comments.

Crazy Preacher Calls In to Call us Out Again
Duncan Waters tries to school us on some bible science, but his grandson fucks it up again.

Jay Joins In
Jason Comeau (Pastor Jay) joins us to talk about incest in the bible, porn, role-play, morality, and human sexuality in general.

Biblical Marriage
Jason schools us atheists on biblical marriage. How is a good bible-believer to get rid of a hated wife? Don’t bother getting married anyway, because Jesus is coming back.

Fallacy Roundup
Jason and Professor Stephen go through some common logical fallacies and talk about how they have seen them used (also incest jokes).

Pastor Jonathan Calls In
And stutters a lot.

The Catfish Creek Community Report
Pastor Roy is away on a mission, but the report continues.

The Snake Oil Science Woo Woo Segment – Oscillococcinum
Rachel is amazed by the ridiculousness when Professor Stephen expounds on the ludicrous history and preparation of this expensive, useless nostrum.



Breaking news: women have nipples!

The Dr. is back! And this time I come bearing Saturnalia gifts! However, you will have to read through to the end to find out how to prise them from my sweaty paws.

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I can’t speak for religions other than christianity, since that is all I have experienced and studied with any great depth, but it is my understanding that all the Abrahamic religions have an heavy misogynistic bent. Christianity (and Islam, from what I understand about it), go to extraordinary lengths to regulate women. There are regulations about the appropriate forums are for them to speak, regulations about their worthiness as human beings whilst they’re menstruating, and even after menstruation. By my calculations, the old testament considers women unclean for at least two weeks of every 28 day cycle. So women are only fully human, and acceptable in the eyes of the christian and jewish deity, for half the time they’re alive, from puberty onward. I don’t need to go into the depths of insanity of the laws surrounding what happens to women who have been raped.

I think that, as a modern society, we have made a little progress in casting off the idiotic ideas about the worthiness of menstruating women, and at least in western society, rape is now unacceptable under pretty much any circumstances, despite what some judges and juries seem to think.

And there is nothing wrong with that…

The thing that still totally gets my goat is how we don’t seem to have made much progress in escaping from the regulations around how women should dress. The biblical regulations around how women should dress center around repressing their natural looks, and then alternately commanding them to dress to please their husband-owners, as well as commanding them to dress modestly in public, because men are weak, and may not be able to control their lust if they see too much ankle.  Nowhere in the bible are men treated with the same condescension when it comes to being told how to dress. Having women dress so that they don’t accidentally invoke the lust of some man who has no self control, is worse than making excuses for men. I think it actually sets the expectation that if a women does not dress modestly in public, then the most manly of men are the ones who take it as a signal to impose their sexual will on the woman.

braless and freeLook, lets be honest. Most guys, upon seeing a really attractive woman, regardless of her state of dress, will wonder what it would be like to have her naked, and to have sex with her. And there is nothing wrong with that, despite what the damn bible tells you. Just like the war on drugs hasn’t worked, primarily because it makes such a scene about banning drugs, making a fuss about having “impure” thoughts only makes the forbidden fruit sweeter, and the guilt afterward deeper.

But I digress. Let me loop back to the one thing I wanted to focus on in this post: the brassiere. For me, this is the one most potent symbol of male repression of females.

Remember what I said about making a fuss about banning things only making them worse? Well, here you have two glands, particular to the female of our species, primarily evolved to provide nourishment for babies.  There are several ideas that hypothesize about the evolutionary role of breasts, and that bigger breasts would indicate a more fertile woman, but we don’t really know for sure whether breasts have always functioned as objects of sexual attraction before the modern era. Even in the modern era, you only have to look at the lack of rape on the nude beaches of Europe to see that, once breasts being visible is normalized, and they are no longer objects to be hidden and venerated.

evolution-of-the-braMy point is that bras, and corsets, and other shaping devices before them, are basically saying that the natural female form is not desirable enough.  Lets get the support thing out of the way real quick: there is a strong case to be made for supporting large breasts during periods of intense activity or exercise. I get that. But why chose a bra, when you can use a compression top, or sports bra that supports, but doesn’t force them into an unnatural shape?

Bras shape breasts to conform with current social expectations. Looking at pictures of women from earlier this century, bras were, for example, far more pointy. They probably actually emulated the natural shape more so than current bras, which tend to go for the curvy shape, aided by copious padding. Outside of the support issue, if you’re just going out for dinner, or to the movies, or some activity which does not involve bouncing around, why not go braless?

Because, shock-horror, your breasts will move and sway and bounce when you move and walk?  OMG, can’t have that, right?  Because breasts never evolved to move around, right?

Or, even worse, people might discover that you. Have. Nipples!!!!

Seriously, what the entire fuck is it about American society that has made the nipple so completely and utterly taboo? Even if you have to wear bra, why does it have to be one with armor-plated cups to prevent any sign of nipples showing?

very few of us have applied that “question everything” mantra to the way we dress

I’m guessing that the primary reason that women don’t go out braless in public is that they’re worried about being slut-shamed. Moving breasts, with nipples, especially hard nipples, could be misconstrued as signs of sexual arousal, or sexual need, and women are not allowed to get horny. Because their men would not approve of them flaunting themselves and their arousal to anyone else than whom they belong to. And the slut-shaming doesn’t necessarily even all come from men: I suspect that its probably pretty evenly spread between the sexes.

types of nipplesHere’s the thing: breasts are normal. Women have them. They’re great for feeding babies. They’re fucking AWESOME for us adults to play with too. They’re great targets for cum-shots, or for being peed on, if you’re into that kind of thing. They have nipples, of different sizes, colors, orientations, and different propensities to being hard and pointy. They are nothing to be ashamed of. They come in all sizes and shapes, all of which are normal. Strapping them into constrictive devices smacks of male-dominated society’s desire to control what a woman should look like.

I find it interesting, and somewhat distressing that, as atheists and (hopefully) skeptics, very few of us have applied that “question everything” mantra to the way we dress.  It is such a vicious cycle, that preys on the insecurities of puberty. Girls are expected to dress in a particular way, to be considered attractive. For me, bras are akin to heavy makeup: its all about putting on a facade, pretending to be something we aren’t. And us males buy into it, and perpetuate it. And of course, male-dominated religion supports this cover-up, because it not only cleverly controls a woman’s sexuality, but also turns the men into sheeple, convincing them that a woman’s natural shape is evil and undesirable.

uncomfortable brasI’d like to challenge all of you out there, male and female, to think about it the same way you think about religion now that you’re a non-believer. Put yourself in a world that has not yet developed the concept of altering the female form with a bra. Lets pretend, for a few minutes, that we wear clothes for practical purposes, to keep us warm, and perhaps gently support our flappy bits. What sane reason could we come up with to suddenly have women start shaping their breasts in a particular way, or start hiding their prominent nipples? These things have not been an issue before: what thing is there that would compel that kind of society to start thinking that women had to conform to a particular standard?

Just like diversity strengthens evolution, and just like a wide diversity of kinks being accepted as normal, a wide variety of breast shapes and sizes, and the accompanying wide variety of nipple sizes, colors, and orientations, is completely normal. Wanting all breasts to look the same, and hiding all traces of nipples, is completely and utterly abnormal. Slut-shaming women for any reason is abhorrent, but slut-shaming women because they are not ashamed of the breasts they have, or any other physical characteristic, is particularly abhorrent. We frown upon people judging others by other characteristics of outward appearance, such as skin color: how is it any different judging others by them choosing to not wear a bra?

Lets have your comments: other than the support factor, why do you wear a bra? Do you ever go braless in public? If no, why not?

braless trialAnd, a challenge: I’d like to encourage as many of the ladies in our community as possible to try going braless. What I’m looking for is stories about you going braless in public, and how it felt. Did you feel embarrassed, liberated, confused, horny?  The best story we receive, which includes pictures, will get a hand-crocheted AoA sheep, a one year FFRF membership (or extension to existing membership, and a $100 Amazon gift card, as a reward for being brave and trying it out.  To be clear, we’re not after nekkid pics of you, although we definitely won’t say no to them: we’re after you being proudly, and obviously braless in a public place.  And please , be sensible about this and don’t go do it somewhere where there is a preponderance of people unable to control their impulses. This is about challenging your own boundaries, safely. Do it in a safe and controlled environment.

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Kinks & Fetishes = Sexual Diversity

First of all, thank you Cash for allowing me to throw some verbiage at people. I’m going to be writing as often as I can, and I’m going to be writing about my favorite topic: sex. I’m no wordsmith, so it will likely not be as erudite as the musings of some of the greats of the skeptic and atheist movement. But I’m very passionate about this topic, specifically because of the incalculable harm that has been dealt to human sexuality by religion.

And the reason this is a big problem is because it is my somewhat informed opinion that sexuality is the most fundamental characteristic of being human. It is the primary reason we have been so successful as a species, from an evolutionary perspective. The strength of human sexuality is also very clear, when you consider how it has mostly survived, albeit in a distorted form, the millennia of abuse by religion.

We are, I assert, fundamentally sexual creatures.

When you strip out all the decoration, fluff, and other bullshit we surround ourselves with, human sexuality is what will remain. And religion knows this. it either scares them completely shitless, or the more cunning religionists realize the potential of this most base of all human instincts. Both factions react similarly: they do everything they can to control human sexuality, distorting and deranging it.

“…fucking. And wanking.”

My blog posts are going to be straight talking. I will call a cunt a cunt. And we will talk plainly and openly about fucking. And wanking. And all kinds of other topics that religionist leadership insist are evil, unethical, and immoral outside of the specific context(s) defined by them. The tl;dr is that most things sexual are normal, despite what you might think. The only thing that we have to insist on, is that whatever kind of sex you chose to dabble in, that it is consensual sex. And yes, consent from both parties.

On to my main topic for this post: kinks…

Read excerpts Bill Nye UndeniableI’ve been reading Bill Nye’s new book on evolution, and its actually pretty damn good. I know this should not come as a surprise, but I’ve actually learned so much more about evolution than I already knew. I would highly recommend it. One of the many things that he reminds us of in this book is about how much better evolution works when it has a diversity of raw material to work from. Evolution depends on mutations, and the more mutations occur, the more likely evolution is to be able to do something useful with at least one of them. Environments that are in a steady state typically don’t have much evolution. Mix things up though, and all kinds of new and wondrous things arise from the melee.

For me, “kinks” are to human sexuality what environmental diversity is to evolution.  Allowing yourself to explore sexual activities beyond what the religionist leaders will allow, will, I guarantee, enrich your life, and not just your sex life. All of us who have grown up religious, or spent any time as religionists, will know how guilty we’ve been taught to be about “deviant” sex acts. Many of us find it incredibly difficult to overcome the guilt, even when we know there is no reason at all to be feeling that way.

As an example, my wife and I have an open relationship. We’ve been married almost 23 years now, and we’ve been together for more than 25. We have no doubt that we are each other’s life companions, and our love for each other, and our trust of each other, is solid. One key feature of our relationship is openness, and honesty.

We have no secrets from each other. At all.  Ever.


We talk about everything.  She knows about all my fetishes and kinks, and I hers. We have no secrets from each other. At all.  Ever.  She knows which one of her friends I want to fuck, and she tells me when she has come across someone that made her pussy twinge and her nipples perk up.

tiny titties bralessLet me tell you, when she has a boyfriend, or is flirting up a new one, our sex is phenomenal.  Mind-blowing, frantic, carnal animal sex. Lots of it.  More of that at some other time. From my side though, even though I’m allowed to have girlfriends, the guilt drives me insane. It’s like being outside my head and watching the religiously-induced guilt fighting with my reason. I know I have no reason at all to feel guilty. And my wife tells me I have no reason to feel guilty, and yet I do. Fuck you, religion. Fuck you.

I’m going to go all out and give you a list of my “kinks”. They are all completely normal, and I know I’m not the only one that enjoys them. I am, however, the only person I know who has this particular combination of kinks.

  • Wife-sharing: there is nothing hotter than my wife getting her rocks off with another guy. Especially if I’m watching. It’s pretty damn hot knowing she’s doing it, but wow, watching her impale herself on another cock is incredible. And no, I’m not into the whole cuckold scene. At all. This is all about my wife and her sexual satisfaction. Some of it is about me: watching her get another man aroused is, in some weird way, confirmation that she is indeed as desirable as I think she is.
  • Pregnant women: specifically naked pregnant women. There are few things hotter than naked pregnant women. I know I share this one with a lot of other guys, and possibly a few girls.
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  • Small tits: the first thing that attracted me to my wife was her face and her gorgeous smile.  Immediately after that my gaze dropped to her nonexistent chest, and it was an OMFG moment. They are so small, she didn’t even fill the cups of a 34AA bra.
  • Bralessness: this is a favorite hobbyhorse of mine, and I will definitely be doing a separate blog post about it. Lets just say that a clothed, but braless woman, is several orders of magnitude more arousing than the same woman naked.
  • Saggy tits: although  prefer small tits, I’m not averse to larger sizes, provided they are saggy.  Saggy tits are freaking epic, in my books.
  • Hairy pussy: although I love shaved pussy, I love it when my wife grows hers out, especially in the winter. And by growing it out, I’m talking about not even trimming the bikini line.  The juxtaposition of that wild cave-woman bush with my mental images of her modern-woman shaved pussy is incredibly arousing.
  • Hairy armpits: again, not an “all the time” thing, but the same thing as the hairy pussy. The contrasts are so exciting.
  • Pee: this is a bit of a new one for me, and I haven’t explored it much yet. Suffice to say that the novelty of watching a woman piss gives me a boner that demands attention.

little tittiesI know, there are a couple of interesting items in that list. The point is that they are all completely normal, and OK. If there are any specific items that you’d like me to discuss further, or if there’s something you’d like to share, or comment on, or criticize or correct, please feel free to do so. I’ll probably loop back to some of these kinks in other themes, but for my next post, I’ll probably be specifically touching on bralessness, because, when you start unpacking it beyond it just being one of my fetishes, you’ll discover how wearing a bra is, IMHO, a sign of subservience.

Share your “kink” below.

069 – Jack Hammer Jesus

Finally, we’re back and if all goes well, the show will be back on Stitcher, Spreaker, iTunes and others by the end of the day.  Now a once a month show until and if only we can con others into supporting us via Patreon.  Episodes 67 and 68 are MIA and probably will never be available and for that I apologize, but I will make efforts to never allow that to happen again.

Jack Hammer Jesus

Religious ToysThis show covered a lot of ground, what given the 4.5 hours, why shouldn’t it.  Listeners joined us in the new chatroom over here and some joined us live on the video feed.  The conversation got deep into sex when Dave Foda and friends joined us.  I learned about Jack Hammer Jesus and some other blasphemous sex toys.

The eloquent Dave Foda can make about anything sound sexy, but couple his prose with his voice and the subject of sex and we all began to squirm, especially Stephanie our fearless moderator and call screener.  Dune also helped us moderate the chatroom to avoid spam and incessant pleas from the Jesus botherer crowd.

The Rant

Longer than normal, my penance for being painfully absent of late – contained a breakdown of the most common Christian beliefs and the damage caused by half-assed Christians.  I quote some recent hate mail received by the Freedom From Religion Foundation and further on in the show continue my vitriolic diatribe concluding my thoughts on this mess.  You can find the entire script below.

Pastor Roy’s Community Report

All Patrons

70 patrons received a shoutout for their undying love and support.  I can’t believe how many suffered through our absence without abandoning the ship.  I love you and thank you for your continued support.  If you haven’t seen it yet, I put up some clips for you on the Patreon page and also added a video that anyone can view.  Here’s the video.

The Live Feed Recording

Topics We Discussed

Has your religious indoctrinations had a negative effect on your sex life?  What did you do to overcome them?

Thought crime – many won’t think because thinking critically and examining your beliefs can be considered unholy, unfaithful and a crime against God.  How can we introduce the religious to reason and logic if they consider doubt a sin?

Professor Stephen

With a brand new bow tie and his case full of woo busting science, Professor Stephen helped covered the Cherry Picking Fallacy and then destroyed Quranic Embryology horseshit.  Muslim apologists have forever touted their holy scriptures as explaining embryology far before anything was known on the subject.  Professor Stephen used their book to annihilate this ignorant claim.


These are the beliefs of the majority:

that somewhere in the Universe is a man thing called God and he listens and answers requests for magical intervention into our lives.

That 2000 years ago, this God, had sex with a virgin causing her to get pregnant so that he could take a human form, to later be used as a blood sacrifice to himself in order to save us all from the eternally brutal punishment in a place called hell where you burn but never die.

That the bible is the inspired words of God, and although most have never read it and none follow 100% of it’s laws, they believe it to be 100% true.

That angels exist and most have seen one form or another of one.

That invisible creatures from another world exist only to torment them and prevent them from worshipping their God.

That God is 100% moral and is the essence of love although he allows the rape and death of children daily.

That God is 100% omni-benevolent yet will allow 20,000 children to die today and every day going forward.

That morals come from God, yet their God condones rape, incest, genocide, infanticide and slavery all of which the majority avoid.

That without the threat of eternal torture, that we would not be able to live in a peaceful society.

That demons can take over your body and make them do bad things.

That their desires sexually come from the devil.

That there is a king demon called Satan and his only goal is to steal their eternal soul.

That within their bodies they have a soul that survives death and is the arbiter in determining right from wrong.

That not believing in their God is cause for your eternal damnation.

That not believing in any gods is proof that you are a worshipper of satan.

That a god man walked on water, that he healed the blind, that he cured a few people and that he cast demons from a city into the bodies of pigs.

That the earth stopped spinning and the sun stopped moving.

That the earth is 6000 years old and dinosaurs lived a few thousand years ago.

That of the 613 laws demanded them by their God, the most important are:

1.  no man on man sex

2.  no abortions (although not mentioned, they gather it from the thall shalt not kill law which they dismiss completely when it comes to eradicating other people who worship a different God)

The law important enough that it is given specific priority in the bible and that the bible gives an example for it’s author to record is completely ignored.

Keep the sabbath day holy.  Do no labor on this day and goes further to demand that if anyone be seen violating this law, they are to be killed.

Not one Christian abides.  Not one defends it or attempts to explain it.

This majority has just accomplished a landslide victory and placed at the helms of our Governments, state and federal, the most elite fucktards ever.  We now have a house and senate that is run by ignorant, half assed, bigoted Christians.

Already these wing nuts were able to get God on our money, they were able to interpolate God into the pledge and change the Nation’s motto.

This majority of fucknuts have corrupted humanity, their laws have delved as far as the bedrooms of same sex couples.  They withhold rights from women and their bodies while condemning and abusing the homosexual community.

This large and powerful group whose majority are the most ignorant in society.  All of which are half assed christians who have not and never will examine their beliefs.  In Colorado, newly elected Senator Gordon Klinginschmidt openly and publicly believes that lesbianism is a product of demons.  That American law should reflect god’s laws, even if he doesn’t agree that we follow them all,

He believes and even wrote a book about how our president, President Obama is possessed by demons.  He believes gay people may sexually abuse their own children and that they want our souls.

He believes that all gays will go to hell and any judge who strikes marriage bans is imposing the devil’s laws.

He believes that it is mental rape to teach a child about alternative sexual relationships.

He believes life begins before conception

He believes:

Transgender kids need a good spanking and an exorcism

that gay rights activists want to force Christians into having sex with gays

that gay sex causes our soldiers to become incontinent and requires they wear diapers

that demons and devils invade animals and cause some to be gay

that Obama is causing cancer

and that by repenting of viewing pornography will cure cancer.


This fucknut is now a State Senator.  Not because the majority  is standing up and supporting him out loud, but because most, this majority I speak of, are so goddamned ignorant that although not as loud, they believe this same shit and support him in writing the laws of their state.


And he is far from the only one.  Our US House of Representatives and our US Senate is now held by a majority of these equally delusioned.

Right now in America, there are 1000’s upon thousands of church state violations.  Police chaplains, Preachy teachers, Bible brandishing coaches, city governments giving tax payer funds and special privilege to the christian groups, religious idols and iconography adorn many courthouse walls and lawns and the list goes on and on.

This week a teacher explained to my daughter that they were going to make a basket just like the inventors of baskets made.  Who’s the inventor – well according to the teacher, it’s those who placed the baby moses into the basket and sent him down a river.  When my daughter questioned how she learned that this was the first ever basket made, she said the bible was written thousands of years ago and it’s the oldest record of a basket.  This is a goddamned teacher       – of children!  Someone who’s been to college and avoided all the facts that were contrary to her unbelievable and factually wrong beliefs.

So   –   Dear Ignorant Half Assed Christian – Fuck You, fuck you for completely ignoring most of your holy commands saving only those that allow you to bolster your ego by dehumanizing others, suspend equality and ensure the continuation of immature and insane beliefs fester within society.

You’d not hear from me or my friends if you would forgo pushing your beliefs onto us and our secular society.  You’ll find that we aren’t complaining in front of the insane asylums demanding they shut the fuck up and if you’ll enjoy your imaginary friend from within your home or the asylum you call church, you’ll hear nothing from us either .


We must stand up and be counted, we must stop this continual abuse and encroachment by the most credulous believers of the insanity that is christianity.  If you can’t stand up because your livelihood would be threatened, or worse your safety and wellbeing, then don’t and no one better blame you.  But please do join the FFRF, if you can’t come out personally, as I can’t either, then pull out 40 bucks and join the FFRF.  They are the fighting line, with each new member they are able to scream louder, fight harder and overturn the abuses enacted by the Christian right.


And if given the opportunity, call a christian out on these wacky beliefs.  They are absolutely insane if viewed without the veil of faith – are self evident.



Dear half ass christian?  You are the ones that wear the jersey but never attend a game.  The ones that have a bible but have never read it.  God’s gift to you, a rule book of sorts, I’ve even heard it referred to as therapy – yet it gathers dust until Sunday and then is only used as an accessory while attending down at the local social gathering hole called the church.

If everything in your life could be better, if the book held the secrets and guides to a life of immense pleasure and blessing – why wouldn’t you use it?  Why wouldn’t you hold fast to it’s doctrines, trusting it’s threats and earning its rewards?

So you go to church every Sunday, you pray over your meals and you pay your tithes, but what about the rest? You half assers will ignore 99% and call yourself a Christian.

Anyone can buy a stethoscope but that doesn’t make you a doctor.  Just because I own some college text books and crack them open from time to time doesn’t make me a college student.

It’s you half ass christians, you’re more concerned with life, work, success, temporary joys than to risk being a fool – adhering to your laws commanded you and described in your book.

It’s you half ass christians who will ignorantly rant and rave about your rights as a christian when you’re exposed for violating the rights of others.  The FFRF gets hundreds of emails each month, every single one from half ass ignorant Christians.

The FFRF attempts with great success to prevent and stop the State Church Violations occurring Nationwide.  Recently, they filed complaints in several cities, one being Orlando Florida.  Orlando has taken tax dollars at the behest of half ass Christians and spent it on instituting programs in the police department for Police Chaplains.  Including a car, a salary and benefits, these illegal programs rob citizens of real protection.

With each lawsuit or letter, the FFRF gets inundated with more ignorant emails…


“Why don’t you people just go and blow your fucking brains out and leave us alone.”  Says

“This country is becoming a shithole thanks directly to your efforts.  I’m the apartment with the Israel sign in my window anytime one of you cowards want to knock on my door.”  Larry A Singleton  Riverside CA

“My goal is to destroy this organization. The majority rules… we will smash this website/organization or company like a sledge hammer to a ant.”  Andrew   Figueroa VA

These are your fellow Christards!  Half assers who’ve never read the bible, know nothing about the constitution save it be about owning a gun and the freedom to spout ignorant oral diarrhea from their shit holes.

“Morons, you really should all just take a bullet in the head and stop causing problems for people.  Rot in hell.”  Chris Ford

“Go over to Switzerland where youth in Asia is allowed and have it done to yourselves.” Ryan Mucko

“I’m a small business owner and if you dumb fuckers threatened me with some lawsuit because I offer discounts to my customers I would carry it all the way to the courthouse.  I think you’re a bunch of fucking nerds who probably were not raised in a two parent home.  Scott Arnold Landscape Architect Winston-Salem NC

Well fucktard Scott Arnold, you are a half ass Christian and you would lose.

“since god has been taken out of school schools are getting shot up by freaks with machine guns. You guys probably believe we evolved from apes.”  Melissa Reed – Rowlett TX

“Nazi Bastards!” – Hal Brickel jacksonville university

“you need to write ISIS and tell them you have some recruits for them called FFRF or Fart Fart Rectum Fart.  Have a lovely day Satan Spawn – Rick Pile

Calling them ignorant is too kind, it’s too mild.  They are fucktarded.  They have joined the largest club but aren’t fully vested.  It’s an ego booster for most and allows them avoid taking responsibility.  These hypocritical, fucktarded, racist, bigoted, misogynistic, self aggrandizing shit sucking scum are what allows their leadership to violate us all.

The holy Catholic church is a fine example of this in action.  It is demonstrably a corrupt and criminal organization who’s convinced the most ignorant among us, which is the majority – that they are above the laws and morals of man.  Without it’s fan club it would be tried, convicted and abolished.  Christianity without it’s fan base would be the same.

Religion does harm daily and it must be called out.  No longer above reproach, it should be criticized, mocked and destroyed.  No weapons or harm, but with logic, reason and education to it’s followers.   Let’s do this… Share knowledge with believers, start a meet up and encourage other atheists to join.  Pose questions to christians that make them think.  Use analogies that can be easily correlated with their beliefs.  Wear a tshirt that promotes discussions, get on Facebook and find Christian groups that encourage discussion.  Support the FFRF, if not by money, by sharing their action alerts and news.  Start a free blog, start a podcast or submit letters to editors.

We aren’t helpless and we are making change.  Let’s do this!

How do you get them to take note of their beliefs?  Most have never even given it two thoughts.  They are Christians, they have a cross and bible somewhere in the house and most likely over the door, hand stitched and framed it says:  For me and my house we shall serve the lord.

They go about their lives, they interact mostly with others of the same thinking and they attend the mind numbing services at church.  Some of them attend worship centers where music is the focus and dancing seems to encourage their wallets out of their pockets and purses and spill into the coffers that fund such grandeur.

30 minutes after the service, they are cursing the dumbass in the line at Walmart who’s forgotten her pin number and will most definitely respond with God Bless you back to the greeter who bids them the same.

I want to get their attention, not every Sunday and not to line my pockets with cash.  I want only about 10 minutes.  I would like to outline their dogma in hopes it opens their eyes for a second.  Lift that protective veil of faith, if only for a few minutes and let reason and logic be exposed to the truth and make of it what it wants.


Here’s the breakdown:


There is this invisible but all powerful and all knowing male figure in the universe somewhere.  He created everything, including this universe that is billions of years old, but waited approximately 9 billion years before making our earth and then waited another 4 billion before putting humans on it’s surface.

I’m going to stick to the facts, only that which science can demonstrate.

He then adds one person.  A male figure referred to later as Adam.  Adam can’t find a soulmate among the animals and God points this out directly to him and so he creates a woman.  Not in the same way mind you, not from dirt, but puts Adam to sleep and takes a rib and forms a woman.

They are given explicit instructions to stay away from knowledge and it’s tree.  But a talking snake convinces the woman named Eve to partake of the tree.

Adam follows and God must call out to them because he can’t find them.  He punishes them and banishes them from this holy garden.

Eve gets the worst of the punishment and is forced to endure periods, pain, cramps and the risks of laboring a child.  Adam has to work now for his food.

They have kids.  One of which pisses off God for not providing a sacrifice big enough and he takes his brothers life.

He’s banished to the land of Nod where he meets a wife.  But we can only assume it was some sister or niece he met there as Adam and Eve are the parents to mankind.

The world becomes filled with evil people and God wishes he had never made man.  He actually admits the error.  So he tortures all but 8 people until they are dead.  He also tortures by drowning, all animals and life on earth.

Now the human race must again deploy incestual relationships in order to repopulate the earth. Dads with daughters, dads with granddaughters and so forth.

The earth is repopulated nicely now and God picks out one group of people.  Of all the different tribes and peoples, one stands out as his favorite.  They are also the most illiterate and uncivilized group.  Other groups exist who are far more advanced, but God chose this particular group only.

He chose them to spread his message of fear and his laws throughout the world.


But even they can not live according to his laws which aren’t written by God, but instead held in the minds of the illiterates.  Much later to be remembered and written down.

Now these laws, 613 of them to be exact don’t condemn rape, genocide, infanticide, child abuse or slavery.  In fact just the opposite, God gives instructions and condones these acts.

Evil again and the best thing he could think of, this all knowing and all loving god, is to come to earth, impregnate a young lady whom already is promised in marriage and gets her pregnant through magic of some sort.  It actually says that the spirit came unto her.  According to the translation, the spirit of God had sex with her.

All is well and her fiancé accepts the conditions.  God has now impregnated her with himself so that he can be born with a human body.  His grand plan is to go unrecognized and unrecorded until almost 30 years of age and then begin a mission to teach people how to live and to tell slaves to obey their masters.

He actually says he came not to bring piece but instead a sword and to separate father from child and mother from child.

Now keep in mind, not one word of this is written and recorded by God, it’s all done via many other authors only to be later edited down to the form we see today.  100’s of other writings and recordings didn’t make the cut.


He does some magic tricks called healings, like he cures a lepper but doesn’t cure leprosy.  He heals the blind, but doesn’t cure blindness.  Well you get the drift.

He makes no mention of germs and how many millions who would be spared early deaths could be saved by simply washing their hands regularly.

His teaching is cut short by his own master plan to be a sacrifice to himself.  A blood sacrifice to himself by himself.  So he’s tortured for a day or two, strung on a cross and dies.

Now, finally all the wicked can be forgiven their sins and join him later in heaven to avoid his self created eternal tormenting hellfire.

Follow this:  he sacrifices himself to himself to protect us from himself

Snakes talk, donkeys talk, unicorns work the fields and babysit small children – dragons roam and water turns to wine.  All this in that holiest of books.

God made you imperfect and designed you to sin.  But he made an escape plan of sorts to prevent him from punishing you forever for those sins he designed you to do.

Now before I finish, I must share this….

You believe there is a God who knows you, watches over you and will help you out if you really, really need help and its in his will…

The in his will part is the asterisk, it’s the fine print, the legalese at the bottom which goes for pages.  It applies only to that which you are deemed worthy and God already was going to do anyway.

Further, this God still has all these laws, none of which were your relieved adherence from.  Christ, the God incarnate feller specifically commands you follow every jot and title of the old law.  You are to kill those found working on a Sunday, kill an unruly child, kill those who break any of the laws.  There is no wiggle room.  Yet somehow you manage to pretend to be a believer and faithful to your God, while ignoring even the most basic of commands.  The ten commandments say that the sabbath day is to be kept holy and no work is to be done.  The same chapter demands you kill anyone who disobeys.  Where o where do you get your morals from?


This God will allow a child to be taken, raped and killed but will come to your aid to bless your meal or to help you find a job.  This God allows thousands of rapes daily, allows over 20,000 children to die daily, allows infants to suffer, allows the most innocent to be abused but you believe he answers your prayers.

Your God requires you to worship him, to believe him and to give him praise.  Some claim there is a choice, but if a bad man puts a gun to your head and says he will torture and kill you unless you love him and follow him, what choice do you have.  How is your God any different.  He demands your praise with threat of eternal torture.



Regardless of how you attempt to explain that away, that’s the facts as you believe them.

Does this sound outlandish, maybe insane?  There is no evidence or proof to validate these beliefs, they all must be taken on faith and faith alone.  And nowhere else in life will you employ faith.  It’s only required when there is no evidence for belief.

I know, you can’t imagine anything different, but — there is.  There is this one life, this one chance to help others and extend the value of the lives to come.  You shutter at the thought that when you die that that is the end.  Not the end for all but for you.

But it’s true.  Many of the worst go unpunished, many of the best go unrewarded – but that is life.  It is right now and it’s all your going to get.  Enjoy every second, every minute, end the hopes and dreams for the invisible and imaginary.  Right now, you are here.  Take it for all it’s worth and help others achieve the same.

That’s what I want them to see.  You’d like to put it on paper but maybe use some analogy that follows along the same line to avoid the cognitive dissonance and the escape to faith.  You’d like them to watch the video, kissing hanks ass and see if they draw the correlation.