005 – Atheists On Air – Adam Reakes – Christians Being Bad More – Anti Vax – Hickory Humanists

We talked to Adam Reakes of the Herd Mentality about 2 weeks ago, fortunately it was recorded.  Let your ears soak in the sweet, sweet Aussie accent as his voice makes tender love to your ears.

adam reakesThe fucking Christians were at it again this past week, buggering little boys and overall mayhem on society.  An Imam was arrested for his special Allah sanctified massage rubs and a whole bunch more.

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This Weeks HooHa goes to The Atheist Experience and the Wiki – Iron Chariots
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004 Atheists on Air – 3 Vaginas on One Kangaroo – Jake Farr Wharton – Jesus Saltines

Jake Farr-Wharton and Chlamydia

Talk about losing ones ass.  The Imaginary Friends very own, Jake Farr-Wharton loses his.  Books for everyone, well at least the first 10 people.  Atheists On Air scienced the shit out of him.  (his words)  *Jake has never contracted chlamydia from fucking animals

Listener and fan of the show, Andrea @NiceAtheistGirl    called in to our voicemail line and asked how she could meet atheists in real life.  Answer:  Start by wearing less clothes.

Jesus’ Minions are alive and well in the Illinois legislature.  Pastor Pat Robertson is BFF with Love.  Bible Burning in Canton, NC. thanks to our earthly savior, Marc Grizzard.  We’ll thank him for ya.  

Thank you both, for listening in, thank you for sharing us with your friends and enemies alike.  Our voicemail box is lonely though and it needs your voice.  Please call in, tell us what you hate, what you love, ask a question or just breath real heavy.  

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Mythmas is upon us, buy now and beat the rush.  Now you can own your very own copy of “Letters To Christian Leaders – Hollow Be Thy Name”  Written by Mr. Jake Farr-Wharton himself.

Get an autographed copy from Atheists On Air at Skepticon – November 15-17th 2013

 

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003 Atheists On Air – Naked – Vibrators – Yes Naked – Something Big and Black – Sixty Nines – Religitards – First Callers – Size Matters

Broadcasting semi-live but completely naked, Cash & Love shortened the show by almost 13 seconds.  And after much begging and pleading, both of our listeners called in and we even got an anonymous caller with a question about Mythmas and if heathens celebrated.

NO SOUP FOR YOU!  After it’s all over and you think we’ve left the building, there might be a top secret interview with the Upstate Soup Kitchen Nazi.  Shhhhhhhhh

Enjoy!

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002 Atheists On Air – Batshittery – Eve But No Adam – News – The Exodus

FYI – It’s impossible to cram a 3 hour show into a one hour slot. Tonight we covered The Great Exodus of Moses and his 3 million hostages.  There’s magic staffs, fly-less kingdoms, vampire frogs and much much more.

Best of all – it’s all true.  It’s right there in your Holy Bible.  We talked with Anthony, our first ever live guest call in.  We interviewed the CEO/President and Queen Bee from over at the Upstate Atheists – Eve.

We learned that Jesus doesn’t allow evil satanic atheists to serve the poorest among us. We drank beer, slurred our words and in the end – not a one of us was pregnant.

We appreciate your comments, your shout-outs and your overall patience as we figure out what the fuck we are doing.  You can leave more at atheists at atheists on air dot com or call us at 828.565.1262

Next week we start the mult-part series on sex, we destroy Genesis a bit and we have booked some very special guests.  Think video sex, porn and overall the sinniest among us.

~ May God B-less

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