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055 – The FFRF – Our Savior – Holy Quran, Holy Crap

Standing at the wall, armed with the Constitution and a legal team that would scare Jesus, the Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) is our savior.  They stand protecting our secular government from religious intrusion, even for the folks that don’t think they need the protection. Christians would cry fowl and call for help if say the Muslims and their holy scripture was being used in our government.  But for now the Christians have the majority and they systematically attempt to push their religious dogma into the secular halls of government.

Annie Laurie Gaylor – FFRF Co President

For almost an hour, Annie Laurie took our questions and shared the work that the FFRF is doing daily.   If you listen to nothing else, listen to the first part of the show, find out the demonstrable problems and special privileges the churches get and at our expense and then join us.  Come over today and join the FFRF and let’s stop the harm religion is doing.

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Free FFRF Memberships and Godless Dollar Bills

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As promised, 5 of those who submitted questions for Annie Laurie will receive a godless dollar bill and a one year membership to the FFRF compliments of Atheists On Air.  You must send your name and address via email to me by June 29th, 2014.  cash@aoa.fm

We also opened up the offer to 5 additional people who made the request via our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/atheistsonair

Mr. Q

Mr. Q, the man behind the QuranifyMe podcast joined us.  Too many times I hear the whinny ass Christian complain that no one says anything about Islam.  Well now you can point them to the QuranifyMe.com site and let them whine no more.

Snake Oil Woo Woo

Professor StephenProfessor Stephen downs 175 doses of homeopathic medicine at one time.  Does he survive?  You’ll also find out where you can get razors that don’t cut, all natural medicines and purple dildos all from one store.

Pastor Roy

All the way from Catfish Creek Trailer Park in Cleo, SC – Pastor Roy takes on the “theory” of evolution and destroys it.  Thanks to Google, Youtube and one Red Hatted Religitard, Pastor Roy is going to crush evolution.

Emails & Voicemails

This past week we received several messages from fans of the show.  We even got our first hate mail.  Thanks to you all for participating and supporting the show.

Live Show

Below you will find the video from the show.  We welcome you to join us.  You can watch live each week at 7:PM EST on Mondays.  For more info and our phone numbers, please visit www.aoa.fm/aoafm (complete list)


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The FU Rant

I was pissed off when I did my rant and it will be fairly obvious.  The stupid ass 1920’s rehash of an argument using tornados and junkyards had me all spun up.

The Rant:

And they wonder why we’re pissed off.  I ran some promotional ads announcing our special guest tonight and although the ads were to be displayed on the facebook pages of fans of the show and their friends, the Christians answered.


That tells me some of you have Christian friends and that’s ok, I do too.  What’s incredible though is the arguments you hear.  One lady who posted several comments and tagged all her equally intellectually impaired friends to join in making some horrible arguments with her..  said…

[whiny ass girl]Why don’t atheists just start spending your money on finding cancer cures instead of trying to take down our ten commandment monuments?  To which I responded, why don’t you stop spending money on expensive rocks with bronze aged ignorant ramblings about their only being one God and he is to be worshipped and using my public property to display it and just spend the money on fighting cancer?


One of the fellers she tagged responded with a horrible rendition of the junkyard 747 argument.  Which by the way is from a much older and thoroughly debunked argument started in the 1920’s.  He said if two old ford trucks were hit by a tornado and made a lamborghini, blah blah blah…  we ain’t no accident, god did it and specifically my god, the one my parents and community are convinced exists.  So there!


Well first, this isn’t an argument about origins you ignorant twit.  And you do know that evolution doesn’t answer or even attempt to answer the question of abiogenesis nor the big bang?  Right?


You’ve obviously been eating cheetos and watching that stupid ass video from the dude with the red hat who says he can destroy evolution and thus atheism in 3 minutes and concentrating more on the cheetos than the ridiculous shit coming from Captain dumbass.


Here’s the thing, let’s say you do destroy evolution.  Let’s say you take it all the way to it’s knees with some argument about your trailer park and a luxury sports car / tornado thing.  Then what do you have?


You still have no proof for your invisible sky daddy.  He’s only one of the hundreds of gods currently being prayed to by faithful idiots worldwide.  You and your ilk are what brought us the dark ages, it’s what’s responsible for most of humanities ills.


Evolution has nothing to do with atheism.  They are not mutually exclusive but one does not beget the other.  Now yes, you will find that most thinking people who enjoy using their brains for more than creating fanciful arguments requiring the wearing of aluminum foil headdresses also accept the undeniable evidence presented by the scientific community on the facts that are evolution.


Your argument, even if it contained one iota of common sense, one sane presumption would still be useless in demonstrating an invisible man who lives in the sky.


Using poorly formed arguments to refute atheism is like proving that most atheists have two eyes, therefore – GOD!  Why not simply prove your God, why not show evidence for your position and avoid entertaining us with 3rd rate previously debunked arguments that only stand to demonstrate your complete and utter willful ignorance.


You heard some moron on YouTube with a red beanie cap regurgitating nonsense and altered the story from a junk yard to only two ford vehicles and think you have created the ultimate argument.  You fool.  And I mean that in the most sincere way.


Your red hatted friend changed the decades old argument from a 747 to a Lamborghini and thinks he hit the jackpot.  This shit may work for the sheep, but the freethinking, well reasoned and logical human sees the game before it’s fully played.


If I thought it’d help I’d pray for you and the scarecrow, a brain can be a useful thing.  You stand in confidence around the equally ignorant and think you’re on to something because you have a fan club.  Fuck, we expect that.  Same as I’d expect to see a lot of hugging at a downs syndrome convention.


If I were to attempt to convince you that there a fairies that live in the trees in front of my house and that several times a year they make my electric bill go down, I’d expect you’d want some real proof.


But what if instead I attacked and argued that my proof is that your momma wasn’t married when she conceived you and I could demonstrate that most pregnancies occur outside of wedlock and it makes no sense that out of all the vaginas, tornados and laborghini transforming 747’s that she was married at that time- Bam!  I win, now you have to believe in my fairies.


See how incredibly stupid, how retarded you have to be, to think that your batshit crazy argument against bluejeans has anything to do with atheism.  I promise you could garner more followers and more attention if you sat in your own shit and flung it at paserbys.  At least it would be an honest action.


Instead you fail to grasp that google or youtube would possibly have anything that refutes your ignorance.  Hellfire, I bet just beneath the fuckedness that is that video you attempted to regurgitate was a video in response.  How devilishly clever of those youtube folks.


Yet somehow you avoid it.  Like an inbred monkey sitting in a tree eating his own shit, you care not for the world around you.  Your content with remaining ignorant.  And I even hate to bring a monkey into this because I would bet if had the opportunity and the mental power to seek other activities, the monkey probably would.


I mean really, save yourself the trouble, grab a picture of a jackass or a retarted monkey and post that as your reply, no comment other than the picture and I promise, we will know.  You won’t have to bother copying and pasting the mental diaharehea of an argument and instead can go on looking for new child porn or ways to make home made ruffies for the upcoming family reunion.  We will just look at the picture you posted and know what your argument would have been and thusly save you huge amounts of time.  I’ll go ahead and tell all the thinking folks right now and it won’t be long and we’ll all know that those images stand for your arguments against all science and facts.


You’re welcome.


So until you have evidence, real demonstrable evidence of this Jewish water walking, water to wine, zombie feller or his equally invisible and non existent daddy, then shut the fuck up.  Fuck you and your fellow shit lickers.