Mother “fucking” Teresa inspired my rant this week and caused me to dig up dirt on these religious icons that so many think are just fucking awesome.
The Fuck You Rant
Mother Teresa – Required thousands suffer so they could be kissed by Jesus
Ghandi – A racist who slept nude with children to test his vow of chastity
Dalai Lama – Enslaved his people under the serf-based system
Joseph Smith & Brigham Young – Child marrying polygamist, polyandrous frauds
Yet millions will lie prostrate before their “heroes” while ignoring the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
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Woo Woo – Snake Oil Science
Professor Stephen rejoined us for the continuation on the power of “Earthing”. This process allows you to exchange electrons with the earth thereby curing every ailment known to man – or not.
My beautiful daughters, Phoebe and Kalei have started their own podcast. You can find them on Facebook and over at LYL.fm. Their first podcast was released last week and already they have formed a following of over 200 and have had almost 300 downloads on Spreaker. You can find them now on Stitcher.com and soon on iTunes.
I believe this is the first every atheist teen podcast and I think it will encourage, support and help other teens feel more comfortable in their disbelief. This upcoming episode they interview a local high school junior. Mia Renee Cole is a writer and blogger and is working on her paper about Abstinence Only Programs in our public schools.
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Professor Stephen finally joined us again to finish up his “earthing” and “grounding” report from two weeks ago. It’s the cure all method for anyone and soon you will see our hospitals all gone.
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Cecil calls in to tell us why Rupert got thrown in jail. Pastor Roy takes off his hat for a little politicking.
Your Saints Weren’t Great and We Are the Savior
This week a study conducted by Canadian academics who painstakingly wallered through 96 percent of any and all original literature on the Catholic Icon known as… Mother Teresa was released. The study confirms that what many have said and collaborates the evidence presented by the late Christopher Hitchens in his book entitled The Missionary Position.
For those seeking the truth, the evidence is overwhelming, most of these famous religious icons are ass sucking scum. Ghandi was a racist who also slept nude with children to test his chastity vow and would rid his followers of constipation with a short stroke in the brown eye, The Dalai Lama was a theological dictator who enslaved his own people through the serf-based culture he created and Mother Fucker Teresa was a scum sucking malevolent bitch.
It is estimated that she collected over 50 million in offerings for her cause, most of which built indoctrination centers for new nuns and the rest went to the Vatican. She collected millions of dollars that would have gone a long ways to help the impoverished in the worst areas. Her entire operation was run on an idea of pain and suffering being the keys to putting you close to God. From stories of those who died from curable ailments such as urinary tract infections to those who were terminally ill and in great pain left to suffer. She would administer only prayer and instruct the workers to do the same.
You can watch recordings from inside these hellish hospice type centers she built. Hundreds lie on blankets or makeshift cots, all dying and all in pain. It’s been witnessed, her using the same needles on multiple patients while delivering a useless saline injection.
And I quote: “I think it is very beautiful for the poor to accept their lot, to share it with the passion of Christ. I think the world is being much helped by the suffering of the poor people.”
And another: “Pain and suffering have come into your life, but remember pain, sorrow, suffering are but the kiss of Jesus – a sign that you have come so close to Him that He can kiss you.”
Well Fuck you and White Jesus can keep his kiss! She spent much of her time raising funds, visiting world leaders and dignitaries. Flying from one fundraiser to another in the comfort of her catholic jet all the while bowed over with her monkey bread wrinkly ass face looking so humble and pure.
So what do the religious leaders do, they bend the rules and they make her a saint. Just like every goddamned super hero from every sect, they are touted as saints, as holy – as direct sewage pipes to god himself.
The Mormons have Joseph Smith and Brigham Young, two leaders who abused women, killed those who disagreed and robbed their followers. Every religion I can think of has some mythicized wise man type and if you research it, they all were narcissistic fucktards who caused others harm.
What bothers me most is that they’re still held in the highest regard. They are idolized and worshipped regardless the facts to the contrary. How can this be? We aren’t talking about some mythological jesus man who walked on water and the lack of evidence to contradict the claims. With these fucknuts, we have the evidence, overwhelming evidence to the contrary. We know Joseph Smith was a fraud, we know Mother fucker Teresa was the epitome of evil and we know that L. Ron Hubbard was completely full of shit.
Yet millions will gather on holy days, they will lie prostrate, they will give of their hard earned money and they will encourage the continued cycle of the indoctrination of fear. These are adults, with brains and yet they care not for the facts.
The fear of hell and the fear of reprisal from the imaginary is too much! How immoral, how dishonest and how insane! You have the opportunity, the information is but a click away to understand you’ve been duped, that the invisible and the nonexistent are synonyms and you could join us in ridding the world of these horrid and harmful doctrines.
But wait there’s more. With your new found knowledge you get peace, you get understanding, you get to love and cherish every moment of every day knowing there is no afterlife, no virgins, no glory, no singing and no worship.
You’ll be a part of the solution now. You’ll understand the value of life like never before. No more praying for those in need, you’ll be a part of the people that actually get shit done.
No longer will you spread the propaganda of lies, no longer will you instill fear and no longer will you fear. There is no sin, there is no devil and there is no hell. You get this one life, this one opportunity to make a difference, to help your fellow woman and man. You can leave a legacy thats effects ripple for all time, that kind gesture, that support of human rights, that love that extends beyond your religious group – those deeds will be the ones that are felt for throughout the centuries. You’ll be a part of the smaller group who actually made a difference. Your encouraging others to think for themselves, to live for now and to use reason and logic are what will help us all.
You weren’t here for the before and won’t know about the after, but your life here matters immensely. Far grander than the saintliest saints, your self aware and meaningful actions will be what the future humanity worships. No stone tablets, no golden books, no magic stones and rosary beads – no one will lie prostrate before an image of you – instead they will be free and free because you and me.
Well this common core education program has the panties of the old church bittys all bunched the fuck up. And you may be asking, what the hell is common core: State education chiefs and governors in 48 states came together to develop the Common Core, a set of clear college- and career-ready standards for kindergarten through 12th grade in English language arts/literacy and mathematics. Today, 44 states have voluntarily adopted and are working to implement the standards, which are designed to ensure that students graduating from high school are prepared to take credit bearing introductory courses in two- or four-year college programs or enter the workforce.
You know, they can’t stand it. How dare they teach children sex education. My daughters Phoebe and Kalei are working on this weeks Lucifers Young Ladies Podcast and had a guest for the show with them yesterday. They discussed the harms caused by abstinence only programs and how the rightwing fucktnuts are opposed to the facts, the contradictory evidence that shows this harm. I can promise you will enjoy the show. So check them out , lyl on facebook or lyl.fm
Prophet Glenn Beck says we will be begging for dogs to be sicced on us. http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/beck-it-becoming-badge-eternal-dishonor-be-american-citizen You don’t want no American Passport
In the I has a retarted sperm and you can hear him preach segment: The Rev. John Hagee’s son tells us that the weather is a sign of jesus’s return. So give now muthafuckas and buy yourself some salvation. http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/hagee-it-not-climate-change-its-imminent-return-jesus-christ
The defense attorneys for the Catholic church stated that they are no liable for the molesting priest because it’s not part of his official duties. Well goddammit. I thought with as many cases as we hear each month about pedophile priests that it had to be in their contract somewhere.
In California, a church which is part of the Southern Baptist convention has switched which Jesus they worship. Becoming a part of the Third Way church that withholds judgement on the LGBT community. This after the pastors son came out as gay. members voted to keep the pastor. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/02/ca-baptist-congregation-changes-view-on-homosexuality-after-pastors-son-comes-out/
By the way, I was reading the annual profile report for the Southern BC and saw that in 2013 they took in 11 Billion 209,655,950 Now worries though, they gave back over 1 billion to the mission work.
In weird news coming from the Huffington Post…
SC just held their Superintendent of Education republican debate a few days ago. Here is the answers given to the question about the states science curriculum. 37:57 and 40:58 thru… end of hers. Then to 44:39 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucOWPaavmP0&feature=youtu.be&t=41m35s
Opponents of candidate Heidi Cambell in Oak Hill TN where she is running for the commissioner seat have found her out. On her website they’ve found she likes a group called secular humanist. http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2014/05/30/theres-an-anti-atheist-smear-campaign-going-on-against-a-candidate-for-oak-hill-tn-commissioner/
The remains of 800 children were discovered