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070 – Rachel Nanon Brown – Evolution

Rachel Brown vs. Megan Fox

Rachel Nanon BrownLikely our best episode yet, this hillbilly podcast made a giant leap in smart content when Professor Stephen began the Snake Oil Woo Woo Segment and offered his insight to all of my incessant ramblings – but tonight we had the brilliant, talented and beautiful Rachel Nanon Brown on the show too!  Rachel endured the entire show from front to back and offered insight into the insane anti-evolution ideas so commonly echoed in the conservative young earth religitard’s mantra.

Show me the video of evolution!
Where are the missing links?
How did it all start?
Life can’t come from non-life!
If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Rachel doesn’t hesitate as she takes them all on.  She delivers an education in layman’s terms so that even I can keep up.  My arsenal grows with each podcast thanks to many of our intelligent listeners, Professor Stephen and now a triple dose with Rachel Brown.

And yes, I am begging and pleading with Rachel to become a regular on the show.  (fingers crossed and prayers in air)

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The Fuck You Rant

Considered by experts to be the oldest book of the Bible, Job is a moral disaster.  Here we have a man who by God’s own account is perfect, not just perfect in earthly matters, but also adheres faithfully to the “fear God” command.

I have a friend who has been a preacher for over 40 years.  He subscribes to the bapticostal way of things, not much unlike Pastor Roy.  This pastor has preached to never ask for patience.  Playing off the old adage that patience is a virtue and that the only way you learn it is via trial by fire – as some often say,  The Patience Of Job

I’ll brief this story in case you aren’t familiar, but just know, Christards everywhere will example this story as one of courage in the face of disaster, one of faith to be respected and admired and the patience of the godly.

Job was a wealthy man, sheep, goats, horses, cattle and a large family.  The devil kills his family, his livestock and destroys all that he owns.  Job holds strong.  The devil then inflicts the worst physical conditions on Job, boils cover his body from head to toe.  But Job, remains faithful and God rewards him for his patience and loyalty given him everything he lost back multi-fold.  If he had 1000 sheep, he got back 10,000    God couldn’t bring back his family so he made him a new one.  What sweet sweet rewards by this loving God.

But did you know this?  It is often overlooked or dismissed dishonestly.  God was having a gathering and the Bible says, there was with also, Satan.  That means Satan was at this meeting.  Why you ask?  Well who the fuck knows the twisted narcissistic and sociopathic mind of God.  I’m only telling you what the fuck it says.

Already though, you and I recognize this as a problem.  What kind of sadistic fuck invites their eternal enemy for a meeting when you have the power to change at will anything you want to adhere to your pleasures?

Already, I must Say:  Fuck you, yes Fuck you God.

In Job 2:3 it says and I quote from the King James Version:

And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.”

Did you catch that?  there is none like him in the earth.  Perfect and upright, of course upright goes without saying if you are perfect and he feareth God.  Annnnd… he escheweth evil.   Ok, God – we get it, he’s a fucking perfect man, even though later the bible attests that there was only one upon the earth that was perfect.  But fuck that shit, probably a simple typing error.

I want you to recognize something painful in that scripture.  God says, “although thou (speaking to Satan) movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.

What in the fuckity fuck?   First, satan can bend and manipulate god?  And even cause that God destroy a perfect man, kill his children, murder his wife and then murder all his animals just before destroying his home.

Have we been fooled?  Does one need to read any further?  Hell no!  Only a stupid cunt would hold out after recognizing this.

“well there probably are some really good parts in this book so I probably should keep on reading”

And yes, I already know the Christarded answer:  Well that was the old testament… So let’s take a brief look at your God 2.0 or Jesus as some may prefer.

In Matthew 5:39  Jesus says, hey everybody, look at me giving this sermon here on this mount, which is not quite big enough to call mountain.  It’s more like a hill.  To do good and be good and make me and God 1.0 happy, “I say unto you, that ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.”

In other words, don’t resist harm from those that want to do harm.  Take it like a little cunt that you are and don’t run off either, be sure to expose yourself to even more violent abuse.  Let them beat your ass.

Really really good advice.  Getting your ass kicked, don’t run, lie down instead and let them beat you some more.

If this is to be believed as good, then why did we enter Germany, Poland and Russia to defend the Jews.  Shouldn’t we like God 2.0 have said, Awwww that really sucks, but be sure to turn the other cheek.

But we didn’t, instead we said Fuck You Hitler.  This may be God’s will as you state, but fuck you and the God you rode in on.

God 2.0 says in John 1:9 – to forgive those who harm us.  He says that if we don’t he will not forgive us our sins.  Imagine you come home to find your partner whom you love is bloody and beaten.  They have been raped repeatedly and are barely alive.  The cops find the culprit and later the jury finds this person guilty on all accounts.

But sentencing is where things take a turn for the worst.  The judge has accepted the apologies from the culprit and forgives all.  He says, hey dear Victim, don’t worry, I have a son who I caused to be beat for almost an entire weekend and then temporarily killed him, so the punishment for this crime has been dealt.

Go all and sin no more.

Imagine that shit.  Well it’s not hard.  Jesus says he was sent to redeem all for their sins.  This is why you no longer must trouble yourself with justice and revenge.  Jesus bore the sins of everyone.  Through the immoral and insane process of Vicarious redemption, all are forgiven.  Those that rape and murder children, those that kill and destroy, they are all covered under this blanket policy of forgiveness and the fee required, is only to repent.

And because the Supreme Court of Catholics has demanded that companies are people too, you can forgive those companies like Duke Energy who spilled coal ash into our rivers and streams, Jesus has forgiven them.  Lucky us.

Fuuuuuuck You Jesus!

Jesus demands you love your enemies.  So that fuckface that Jesus forgave for raping and nearly murdering your partner, yea, that one —— love that motherfucker just as you would yourself.  Those fuckers who stole all those children and have married them off to be abused for life, yup, those fuckers too, love them with all your heart.  Those that rape little children, them to, you are to love.

Goddammit don’t you feel better now?

There ya have it.  God 1.0 and God 2.0 are both immoral narcissistic fucks.  And consider this, Satan only killed when told to do so by the all powerful God and of those millions of murders numbered in the bible, Satan is only responsible for 10.  Could it be that the Christians have been duped?  Could it be that Satan is God and God is Satan?  Doesn’t the entire book make more sense if it was the words and works of the most evil thing we can imagine?

What are the biblical evils that Satan is accused?

He enticed mankind to seek knowledge ala the eating from the tree thereof.  He killed 10 people at the command of God.

He made demons to cause deafness and blindness which has since been proven ignorantly wrong and I would test you to find any Christians who still believe that deafness is demon caused.

So lets add that up:  Only one thing that I can find that Satan has done, that I can remember and that I can show as demonstrably evil, and that is the killing of Job’s family and livestock.  Surely seeking knowledge is not immoral and therefore we can not count it as an evil act.

Doesn’t it now make more sense that God is the vanquished one and that from on high Satan, an evil ruler caused that his acts be recorded and his commands be enforced in what the faithful call the bible?

Doesn’t it make more sense that not Jesus, but Satan said in matthew 10:34 – do not suppose that I have come to bring peace, but a sword.  And further states that he has come to set man against his father –   and daughter against mother.

Doesn’t it make more sense that not an all loving God but a devil said in Luke 19:27 – to bring his enemies who would not wish that he reign over them and slay them before his own eyes. And instead was an evil vindictive, narcissistic sociopath that said so much.

Doesn’t it make more sense that not a God but a devil would say in Luke 12:47 that slaves should obey their masters or be beaten?

Wouldn’t it make absolutely more sense that a devil commanded you to love your enemies, to forgive those that raped your child and to suffer the abuse of others and not flee?

In the biblical story of Job, wouldn’t it make more sense that an all powerful but evil one would invite a loving god to join him for ridicule and tests and force him to kill the innocent below?

If you can’t follow this, then pull out the crayons and I’ll draw you a picture.  Jesus can fuck off, God can fuck off and although, all are but the fucktarded ramblings written by bronze aged goat fucking desert nomads, if believed, it’s believed completely backwards.

It’s us, the atheists and humanists who have realized the evil that is your God.  You’ve been duped, you’ve been mindfucked, you’ve been manipulated by the masses and you can fuck the hell right the fuck on off.

Fuck you, fuck your god, fuck his morals and fuck your holy book.