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061 ExChristian Confessions Matthew O’Neil God Particle

I can’t even begin to tell you what an amazing show this is.  Starting with a rant on sin, modesty and whores, we then spoke with Andrea who was diagnosed last week with IIH and  then our guest, Matthew O’Neil, author of You Say That I Am joined us to discuss his new book and the Messianic problems of Christ. And all that, right at the beginning.

Somehow and I’m still trying to figure it out, we were plagued at the beginning of the show with two uninvited guests.  Unbeknownst to me, the audio on the video feed was muted and so the rant is only available above or via the podcast outlets like Stitcher, Spreaker and iTunes.  After the rant I figured it out and removed the visitors and un-muted my line.

No worries, the entire 4.5 hour show is available by clicking above or visiting our Stitcher page.

Pastor Roy – Catfish Creek Trailer Park

Keep up with all the going ons at CCTP with the community report and stay tuned for the Prayer Request Line Miracle Minute.  Finally a preacher that knows what God really wants.

Help Andrea and Casey Helping A Heathen Family

Andrea Gaudette-FontneauRamos is a friend of the show.  She was diagnosed last week with IIH which mimics a brain tumor by causing to much pressure on the brain.  Her husband Casey is working full-time while trying to keep up with the children and all the doctors appointments.

They have created a GoFundMe page seeking our support and already some of you have helped out. Please check out the page here and support them with whatever you can afford.  The God’s have informed me that because of your support, they will provide a dessert sometime in the future.

Matthew O’Neil

you say that i amI gushed enough during the show so I shall spare you here, but buy this book.  You Say That I Am is a very well written book that is palatable by anyone.  It will certainly arm you with information I’ve yet to hear about the Messianic problems with Christ (Jesus).

Although I’m in the camp that Jesus probably never existed in any form, this book provides evidence that counters much of what Christians will throw at you regarding the nature of Christ.  Last night we offered 10 free signed copies to anyone who posted on our facebook wall with a picture and a request for a copy. As of my writing we are at 5 or 6, so if you hurry, you might just get a free signed copy.

4 1/2 Hours – WTF?

Yup, we actually ran over our normal 3 hours by 1.5 hours and I promise, you’ve heard nothing like it.  Honestly, listening – the time will fly by.

We received several calls, we discussed Statism and the flawed ideas behind Libertarianism.  Professor Stephen said we will surely lose some listeners after our harsh words on both.

A Huge Thanks

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Professor Stephen Higgs BosonProfessor Stephen – Higgs Boson Particle

The Snake Oil Woo Woo segment is becoming the most popular part of the show thanks to Professor Stephen.  His knack for taking the complex and delivering it in bite sized pieces is uncanny.  Enjoy this weeks edition and get your learn on.

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This idea and belief that certain things are bad, very bad – in fact many are considered evil. My 15 year old daughter longs to be 25 as most do, likes to wear short shorts, belly shirts and tight jeans.  My older daughters suffered from my zealous moral ideologies severely.  It is the source now of much of my parenting guilt.


One of them after years of heavy indoctrination about premarital sex, revealing clothing and the incessant pleas to abstain from allowing a boy to violate her recounted her first sexual experience being anal.  All to avoid losing her virginity.


My plan worked on the vagina but I failed to cover the other orifices in my indoctrinations.  She at 17 went unprepared into a relationship and it’s my fault.  Now I’m not saying there is anything wrong with anal sex.  It’s fantastic from my perspective now, but at one time I never considered that my edicts for abstinence would result in possibly dangerous attempts to satisfy a biological urge that is demonstrably stronger than any moral code and it’s accompanying punishment could dissuade.

I required skirts to the knees at least, shorts that came mid thigh and nothing remotely see through.  I taught them nothing of the joys or risks of sex and only spent my time foretelling of great sorrow and pain they would cause themselves if they surrendered to the sin of sex.  I told them how God sees all, that he would lift away blessings of protection and could possibly punish our entire family.

All this I learned and was just repeating the same.  Never did I reason with the ideas I firmly thought true, but instead accepted lock stock and barrel every immoral idea and indoctrination I’d received.

I was talking to my father once, prior to atheism and we were discussing heaven.  I told him I was going to ask God why he made mosquitos and sand gnats once I died and could meet him.  My father said he was going to ask why on earth he gave us such strong sex drives while forbidding most everything sexual.


Even then it did not hit me.  I didn’t question God’s legitimacy, I only questioned the logic of his rules.  But always this was short lived.  I never once considered that god wasn’t real.


Back to my youngest daughter.  By the way, I have six and hopefully my parenting is more in line with reason and logic than sociologic ideologies.  I have no problem now with her wearing the clothes she likes to wear.  My wife worries about what other people may be thinking and if they are having sexual thoughts about the girls, but I argue that I can’t control the thoughts of others and they don’t bother me in the least.


Today, Muslim men require daughters to hide their faces to prevent males from having sexual or lustful thoughts.  Women are not free to express themselves in the least.  Some can not even show the bottoms of their feet due to religious dogma that insists coverings.


How is my requiring skirts to the knees any different?  My father required my sisters to wear shorts over their one piece bathing suits and I once demanded the same.  It seems to me now that if there is risk in wearing revealing clothing, that the source of the risk needs the education.  It seems we need to educate the males in society that no matter the lack of clothing a female wears says nothing about her desires.


I remember my mom after seeing a girl I was walking home with who donned a tube top.  That girl is asking for it.  She is not wholesome and is only wanting to have sex.  Obviously my mother was indoctrinated with the same misogynistic and morally bankrupt ideas.


Girls today are taught the same nonsense.  A girl wearing something revealing is a slut and probably wants to have an orgy.  These ideas come from religion and have even deluded the general social ideas.


Now we must warn our daughters that possibly wearing sexy clothing could incite unsafe conditions for themselves.  This is fucking retarded.  It’s backwards thinking.  We aren’t dealing with meat suits in lion cages.  We are dealing with disrespectful males, human males who’ve been given a pass on restraining themselves from violating another human.


We’ve taught our sons that girls that dress like that are immoral.  They are sluts.  We’ve encouraged an idea that it’s perfectly normal for a male to be stimulated and responsibility only falls on the female to avoid the unwarranted attention by shrouding her in face coverings, tent dresses, loose clothing and coverups.


What the actual fuck is going on?  Well I’ll tell you.  It’s religion!  Every single major religion counts the women among the sheep.  They are not equals, they aren’t even human.  They are slaves to male misogynistic laws and edicts.


The Torah and the Bible condone these ideas.  It condones rape and holds a women’s loss of virginity as a crime punishable by death.  Although societies morals have superseded that of the bible, our religious parents raise girls to believe that showing this or that is immoral and that they are sluts and whores if they don’t abide.


Even our public schools have been influenced by the religious ideas on sex.  This year news broke of students being sent home for wearing shorts that didn’t come past the fingertips.  The administration defended it’s position with, “Boys can’t concentrate if girls wear clothing like that.”


This was no isolated incident.  Today every public school has a modesty clause or dress code that is biased against the females.  And if you ask the administration, they all will defend it with, It’s a distraction.  Why the fuck is it a distraction?


Well it’s a distraction because religious parents of males are not demanding their children have respect for all, instead they do as my mom did.  They teach them that girls who are sexy or appealing are immoral.


It’s a cycle of ignorance at the hands of the religious.  In a moral society, let me change that, in an ethical society, a female should be able to safely walk down the street nude if she wanted without the fear of intimidation, cat calls and threats.  Shouldn’t males be held to the same standard of ethics?


Religions fathers were sinisterly brilliant.  They took something innate, something completely normal and called it sin.  They then provided a repentance process that guaranteed the church continued business.


Some religions have gone further, they have made it immoral to turn on a switch on the sabbath, to walk alone as a female, to eat certain foods and even to the extreme of making certain thoughts a crime.


Religion has infected humanity with a virus that instills virtue in nothing.  It could of been bending your elbow in public.


Yes, bending your elbow is fine in the privacy of your home, but in public, ohhhh that is so immoral.  God doesn’t like that.


Well I have to bend my elbows in public.  I work at UPS and other workers will see me as I lift and load boxes.  Yes, we know, no one can be perfect like WoogeyBoogeyBoo was, but fortunately if you sin, you can pay penance here.  You can be forgiven and the lord will love you again.


Yes, but I plan to work at UPS for years and I’m certain I can’t hide my elbow bends from everyone.


Yes, we know.  But WoogeyBoogeyBoo loves you and would rather you find a job where you aren’t required to bend your elbows in public.  Maybe you could pray to him and he could help you find another job.


But I can’t even go grocery shopping without bending my elbows.  Why did WoogeyBoogeyBoo give me elbows if I wasn’t to use them.


Oh, well that’s simple.  The lord God woogeyboogeyboo gave you elbows to use in the privacy of your own home with reverence and respect.  He knew you’d want to bend them but he certainly doesn’t want you to bend them in public.


But fear not.  If you must bend them in public, please come see us and with your tithes and repentance –  you can be forgiven.


Eventually the school systems have codes of conduct to prevent distraction, they forbid bending of elbows while at school.  The government makes laws and rules as if these moral codes and edicts actually have value and eventually society, even the non religious think it’s valid.


Life vests promote drowning, fire extinguishers and alarms promote arson and so we certainly can’t teach young men to respect women regardless of what they wear.


It’s insanity.  I’ve asked others before.  What reason do you have against women wearing revealing clothing.  If it is immoral, then Why?  How so?  Ultimately you will get a response that they don’t want others to harass, harm or violate the girls.  Well great, but shouldn’t that responsibility lie solely on the ones doing the harm and violations?


The Jewish laws found mainly in the Torah forbid you from carrying your keys, medicine or even kleenex outside of your home on the Sabbath.  And I can understand, this could ruin society and it’s simply immoral.


But fear not, the devil is with them.  The Jews have figured out how to bend at the elbow in public..  They erect a line or wire that surrounds their village or even their neighborhoods in the U.S.  Thereby creating a larger home so to speak.  So instead of their home being what a home is, the four walls and door in which you reside, it is now the entire neighborhood.  It’s called an Eruv.


Now the immoral act of walking outside and blowing your nose on the sabbath is completely moral and because God is suck a fuckwit, he doesn’t even realize the trick they just played on him.


I’ve said all this to say this.  My daughter should not fear retaliation, should not be made into a public whore or immoral trollop because she wears a belly shirt or short shorts.  It is you, YOU religious fucktards who should teach your boys and your men to control themselves.  Responsibility lies solely on your shoulders.  I will not bend or break the rights of others to preserve and protect your immoral, unethical and misogynistic idealogies.


In short, you can fuck off!  Your religion is responsible for this madness.  It starts with you, it starts with you looking beyond the prohibition against and determining why. You can pretend your edicts hold valid cause but they do not and we will call you out on each occasion.


You can not defend your position unless you can defend covering your daughters from head to toe like the muslims require.  You can not defend your position unless you abide by all the laws and edicts found in your holy books.


I’ve had enough of your cherry picking christian conservative ignorance.  You are harming my family and the world’s humanity.  Fuck you and fuck your fake ass, cherry picked bronze aged morals.


May God B less.

061 ExChristian Confessions Matthew O’Neil God Particle

057 – Mormons Morality And Miracle Confirmations

You’re probably wondering what appliance you buy for your home so that you can breath pure unadulterated ozone.  Find out why ionizing air purifiers will fuck you up.  Have you not joined yet?  What the hell?!  Thanks to some fantastic listeners and friends of the show, we have more free FFRF memberships to offer those who can’t afford one at this time.

A NoMo On ExMos

Podcast host and resident of Catfish Creek Trailer Park, David Michael joined us live.  The “MyBookOfMormonPodcast” is your guide to all that is the Mormon church.  David, a non-Mormon (NoMo) decided to read the Book of Mormon and find out exactly what those Mormon’s are so proud of.

David offers some tips on making Christians feel like dumbasses without one mean or antagonistic word.  It will be my new approach from now one and I can’t wait to try it.

Also because he’s one of those evil Atheists, he’s helping raise funds for those needing counseling in their transition out of Mormonism.  http://whitefieldseducational.org/mybookofmormonpodcast


Our Newest Patrons!

I must thank all our Patrons who support the show with your hard earned dollars.  Thank you!  This week we were blessed with a few new ones:

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Professor Stephen

Woo Woo – Professor Stephen

Probably the most scary of all Woo Woo Snake Oil Science Segments to date.  Professor Stephen tells us just how to destroy your lungs with air purifiers.  Say No To Ozone!


Dolphin Sex!

Dolphin Sex Expert, Dave Foda joined us live for a lively discussion or morals.  Unfortunately we ran out of time but we have plans to beg him back on for more.  This morality stuff is fascinating and it’s almost like wrapping your head around quantum theory.

Listener Voicemails

We didn’t forget them, we simply ran out of time.  Next week though, I promise.  The voicemails from 828.565.1262 were in queued up to play, but with 3 interruptions from Pastor Roy, our special guests and wonderful callers, we just didn’t have the time.


Pastor Roy Prayer Line

Pastor Roy investigates the “happy endings” at Diamond’s massage business.  Rupert shares a public safety announcement on M-80s and their use in fishing and Pastor Roy offers answers and healing to some Catfish Creek Trailer Park residents who called in with questions.

You can now leave a message for Pastor Roy at 828.565.1262 and he might just tell you the message Jesus has for you.

Thanks to Doc. Nicholas and…

all the others who called in during the show.  It’s fantastic to hear from real people instead of these one-off conversations with the voices in my head.  We are live each Monday night at 7PM EST and you can join us next week.  Get more info at www.aoa.fm/aoafm

It Ain’t Over – FFRF

Two weeks ago on the show we decided to give away some FFRF.org memberships.  Last week we went crazy with an offer for 20 new members and this was matched by listener and friend of the show, Konrad Michels. The next day, several others asked how they could help and so I set up a GoFundMe page just for FFRF sponsorships.   (Get your FFRF membership)

If you aren’t familiar with the FFRF (Freedom From Religion Foundation) they are the best hope we have at righting the Religious Right’s wrongs.  You can learn more here: http://mythunderstoodalliance.com/055-ffrf/ or you can just get the shorter version here:

If You’re So Sure About It All…

then why the fuck must you scour the mundane for something to claim?  Every chance the Christian gets to claim a miracle, they do.  Yet they are always the most mundane and simplistic.  Keys, a job, a term paper – those aren’t miracles asshole!

This week I rant a bit on this whole miracle bullshit and why I think Christians must claim everything only because they really and truly don’t find the evidence satisfying.

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Claim those miracles, no matter how small.  I remember my pastor and friend saying this and I’ve heard it countless times throughout my life.  “Get Up, Claim That Miracle, you want to be healed, you want to be well, you want more money, no matter what you want, claim it in Jesus’s Name!”


And when it fails… oh and it does fail… in fact it fails almost 100 percent of the time, but when it does, just know, you didn’t do something right – or maybe you weren’t ready or maybe god has a different plan for you.  When the super powerful deity resides only within your head, any excuse for failure can be reasoned away.


There are no missed blessings or unanswered prayers that can’t be excused because your God has a plan.


Imagine getting up each day, seeing the sun rise and picking up the phone, calling everyone, logging onto facebook and exclaiming, Look look, I had the faith and science answered, cosmologists are right, it did come up, the sun is overhead now!  Hallelujah!  Each day repeating the same, each day claiming that miracle of seeing the sun.


Feel the warmth, goddamn those physicists, right again.  I feel the warmth right now.  A miracle!  They explained the heat process and holy shit, they nailed it.  I can’t wait for tomorrow to check again.


We don’t claim these things.  We don’t need to.  We enjoy living in rooms without padded walls.  We enjoy our freedoms to come and go without being heavily medicated and having security accompaniment.  We don’t need confirmation for the things we KNOW exist, we don’t need confirmation for the things we know will happen.


If God is real and god is watching over you, Then why do you need to claim the miracles?

Why must you scour the mundane for something to claim?

Jesus helped me find my keys, Jesus helped me pass the test, Jesus sent you to me, Jesus got me home safely, jesus prevented our death during the tornado, jesus led the rescuers to our car, jesus saved the drowning baby, jesus reminded me to turn off the stove, jesus stopped my migraine, jesus helped me fix my hair, jesus kept our car from running out of gas, jesus made me late and I wasn’t in that horrible school bus accident.


Visit any southern church and it may apply to the northern churches too, but I know that any southern church will not pass up an opportunity to claim something thought divine.


Brothers and Sisters, God was there for Thelma this week.  She was on the way to the doctors office, an appointment she’s had for over 2 months now.  Sister Thelma is on cummadin to help thin her blood due to the arteriorschlerosis and her bad heart and those mini strokes.  Missing this appointment could be life or death for her.


Well she left in plenty of time but traffic was horrible.  As she sat at the red light, she knew that if she caught one more red light she would be too late and miss her appointment.  She said a little prayer, she asked Jesus to help her make it in time.  As soon as she said Amen, the light turned green and as she drove she kept thanking Jesus repeatedly for getting her there on time.  Each light she came to, turned green, almost instantaneously.  Not once did she have to come to a complete stop.  Jesus answered her prayers and although she was a few minutes late, the doctor hadn’t left and was able to see her and renew her medications.


Now imagine a doctor and each time seeing a patient with an infection, proclaiming, see right there, germ theory.  It’s true!  Seeing you sick just confirms Louis Pasteur’s great works.  Not just once, but every time this doctor seemingly amazed that Holy Shit, you have an infection, Goddamn that Louis Pasteur, was right.


But you won’t find a sane doctor making such proclamations at each sight of sickness.  Because doctors know what germ theory is, it doesn’t surprise them, it doesn’t bolster their faith in Germ Theory each time.  It’s a given, they know it, they understand it and they find no need in acting surprised and excited each time it manifests.


Yet you Christians, you religious nutters will take any randomness of chance and pervert it into a miracle.  Not only a miracle, but see, there ya go, proof, my god exists.  If you truly believed and actually knew it to be true, would there be reason for proclamations and joyous retellings?  Who are you attempting to convince?  I would say yourself.  I would say your reason and logic recognize the missed miracles, the opportunities for God to do the impossible and so you must attribute, proclaim and share the mundane chance happenings of your God.  It’s certainly not a sign of faith, but just the opposite, it demonstrates your lack of faith, it demonstrates that inside that monkey brain of yours there lies a hint of reason and logic.


Stories of miracles like Sister Thelma’s can be heard in churches every Sunday.  But let me ask you, If Jesus is a miracle worker, why is Thelma sick, why the need for medications, why the need for science’s doctors?  If Jesus wished to impress and bolster your faith for longer than a second, why not heal Sister Thelma, why allow the sickness and disease in the first place?  Jesus could have avoided the green lights all together.


And why would Sister Thelma even need to pray, doesn’t Jesus know it all, he knows when the sparrow falls, each hair is numbered atop your head and he knows when you masturbate, what’s the point of requiring prayer before action?


I’m a father to 9 children.  Imagine my children come to the fridge to find it empty, the pantry the same.  They say Dad, where’s all the food?  Oh, I know you better than you know yourself, I know you’ll be hungry each day, but none of you came to me and asked for food.  I would really prefer and appreciate you asking in faith that I’ll deliver on my promise to provide, sometimes.


What father, what mother, what sane human would require such after proclaiming to care, to know and having accepted the responsibility?


Yet your God, says he cares, he knows your needs, he goes further by telling you to think not for tomorrow for he will provide.  Yet each of you feel the need to pray incessantly, to thank continually and to share with others in the event, by random chance your need is fulfilled, regardless the fact you did it for yourself.  Why not instead pray to Murphy, for it is his law that provides you with the probabilities of chance?


Imagine each day I take my cast net to the lakeshore to the one spot free from trees and bushes so that I can cast it perfectly.  Each day I cast and each day I catch nothing.  Then one day, I catch 2 little fish and I exclaim –  Thank you Jesus, look at that, it’s a miracle.  Jesus helped me catch some fish.  You could attribute that instead to chance or even to Satan, but you’ll instead remain blissfully deluded and give thanks for nothing, give thanks for the mundane.


If you really believed, if you really knew it all to be true, then why not do as Jesus commanded, fret not for tomorrow, no savings, no bank account, no worry for paying the bills, buying food or filling your tank with gas, God will provide?


Because you don’t really believe that horseshit.  And it’s why you must scan and comb the vastness of happenstance searching anything regardless of how completely jejune to revive your faith, to rejuvenate your beliefs and to promulgate the ideological insanity.


Nowhere else will you find the real and demonstrable being praised and shared each time it’s laws manifest.  Only the trite miracles of imaginary and invisible sky daddies require such efforts.


Recently a little girl fell into a pool in TN.  She was found by her parents, unconscious and not breathing.  CPR was administered and after days on life support she regained consciousness.  At three years old this little child tells her mom she saw a bright light and even saw Jesus walking towards her.


Her mom retells the story for the media and adds:  “…and she’s never heard of a bright light story before.”


As if the miracle of seeing Jesus wasn’t enough, she hadn’t ever been exposed to a bright light story and this confirms that there is a heaven and Jesus is waiting there.  Sorry Muslims, it was Jesus and not Muhammad.  If all Christians believed wholeheartedly this Jesus, heaven, afterlife shit, would there ever be any need to share such trite occurrences?  Wouldn’t it just be considered speaking the obvious, like the doctor who gets excited each time he finds germs have sickened another patient?


Holy shit, I turned the key and the motor started.  Turn off the radio kids, listen to that purr, the motors running, that whole combustion engine thing is for real.  We will try it again on the way home.  Fingers crossed everyone.  Fingers crossed.


The laws of probability, chance and randomness befall us all, some give thanks to Satan, others to Muhammad, others to Vishnu and some to Christ.  But we thinkers, we without a fragile faith at risk – understand, we recognize the probabilities and we accept it for what it is.


But you Christians, you’ll promote the ignorant superstitions, you’ll indoctrinate others, you’ll promulgate the insanity with miraculous explanations of the mundane.  Possibly unknowingly and unaware you hurt others with your miracle claims and propaganda.


When those prayers go unanswered or a miracle missed, the faithful bow inside feeling unworthy, unloved and ignored.  They must exercise extreme cognitive dissonance in order to remain hopeful.  The preachers and pastors will tell them that they didn’t hold out long enough, that their faith wasn’t strong enough or that God has another plan.


It’s a win win for those whose livelihoods are kept by those most ignorant.  They want you to claim each and every sunrise, claim the purr of each piston stroke or keys found.  It’s the only way they can provide you miracles as promised, it’s the only way you’ll continue in belief and feeding their insatiable appetites for riches and wealth.


And  now you know.  No longer can you be excused when you encourage others with your nonexistent miracles.  Your beliefs are harmful and your preachers evil.  Fuck your nonsense, fuck your miracles, fuck your God and fuck you!  In jesus name I pray, amen.

057 – Mormons Morality And Miracle Confirmations

056 – Poop Enema Woo – SCOTUS Hobby Lobby FU Rant

SCROTUM err SCOTUS has pissed me the fuck off!  Thankfully I’m not alone on this one like the time Krispy Kreme closed down for a week because of a little water damage and I couldn’t get anyone to picket the assholes with me.


I’m mad!  Really, really mad.  The Supreme Court’s 5 Catholic, Ultra Conservative, Religitarded, FuckNuts decided to fuck us all.  They’ve opened the door (floodgates) so that anyone’s civil rights can be ignored if another’s religious beliefs contradict.  No birth control for you ladies, because Hobby Lobby CEO, David Green loves Jesus too much.  Of course his male employees can use their company insurance for penile implants, vasectomies or for the little blue pills.

Enough said, listen to the rant above and you can be just as pissed off as I am.


Hobby Lobby SCOTUS Rant


Author and yes, Writer, J.D. Brucker joined us live to discuss his book, Presuppositionalists and his anticipated work with the Global Secular Council.  Visit his blog, podcast and website here.

Catfish Creek Trailer Park

It’s the most we’ve heard from CCTP.  Rupert, Cecil and twice the amount of Pastor Roy.  Pastor Roy tells of the Taliban trying to rent a lot in CCTP and then later he returns for an update on the Hobby Lobby decision.


Cure what ails you!  The magic and woo behind the fecal enemas.  Join Professor Stephen as he explains the good, bad and ugly of the poop enema.

The Road To Reason

Listener and fellow lion tamer, Deron shared a link to his blog.  I’ve short coded it here: http://aoa.fm/123reason – specifically to the article I think you’ll enjoy.

New Patrons!

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ReAsonCon II – Cancelled!

For good reason, or at least what I believe to be good reason.  Monday morning when the SCOTUS ruling was published, I was pissed.  I decided to cancel ReAsonCon II and use what money I planned on spending to help grow the Freedom From Religion Foundation‘s member base.

Yes, Yes!Honestly, they are our best hope to rid the government of intruding religious dogmas.  Religion is the cause, it is the source for the most insane laws and decisions in America.  Religious dogma is the force behind inequality, misogyny and bigotry.

Please join me in supporting the FFRF and their fine legal team.  Last week we had Annie Laurie Gaylor, Co-President of FFRF on the show and we gave away 9 new memberships.  This week, with the decision to cancel ReAsonCon, I offered 20 more free memberships to those who can’t afford one right now.

To be included, email atheists@atheistsonair.com your name and address and if you are one of the first 20 and at the time of this posting I have about 11 available spots, you’ll be included.  Expect more free memberships to come in the future.

If you are a student, it’s only $20 and for a family only $50.  Individuals can join for only $40 annually.  So please, please join the FFRF with me and let’s repair these holes in our Wall of Separation between Church and State.

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The Rant

Today the Supreme Court ruled that Hobby Lobby and any other Corporation can deny you your civil rights if those rights conflict with their religious beliefs.  Specifically those rights that don’t uphold the misogynistic dogma.

Imagine now, Hobby Lobby or Walmart citing that women can’t be hired because they believe the Bible verse that states that a women’s place is at home.  Titus 2:5

First Timothy Chapter 2:12 says that a woman should not have authority over a man, thus preventing a woman from holding a management position.  And shouldn’t this prevent any woman from holding a position on the Supreme court or political office of any sort?


Could an employer restrict females from leaving work to vote due to religious convictions, could they deny coverage for blood transfusions, vaccines, psychiatry?


This all catholic, all male panel of judges ruled against every woman in America.  Women, you should be outraged.  Men, you should be equally outraged!  We have just been fucked in the ass by the Catholics, again.


This can of worms opened by the Supreme Court could now allow any person to exempt themselves from the law.  This is a blatant erosion of our civil rights.  This supreme court decision knocks down a vital portion of the great wall of separation between church and state.


Last week we were honored with a visit from Freedom From Religion Foundations Co President, Annie Laurie Gaylor.  We discussed the hundreds of violations reported each month.  We discussed their work in protecting our rights.


If there ever was a time to join the FFRF, it is now!  Their legal team works non-stop to protect us and correct the damage done by religious zealots.  Simply go to ffrf.org and join today.  The FFRF is currently encouraging us all to scream and scream loud.  The hobby lobby victory is based on the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which passed the house and senate almost unanimously and sadly was signed by President Bill Clinton.

You do matter and your voice does count.  Ask congress to counter this ruling by contacting your US Senators and your district representatives.


Today women are under attack and it effects us all!!!


Oh but religion is good.  What harm does religion cause?  These are the sentiments of almost every ignorant religious zealot on the planet.


Let’s start with the demonstrable harmful effects.  Religion and it’s adherents systematically brainwash children, they teach them not to think and they encourage a distrust for science and facts.  Right now, the tax free religious corporations have lobbied state governments to wright laws that take money from our schools, which are already facing horrid budget restrictions.


The money is used for voucher programs that can be used by the religious nutters to further indoctrinate children with religious propaganda and anti-science teachings.

Because of religion, the now socially accepted practice of infant genital mutilation is defended by even many non religious.  It’s deluded the system to make what was originally a barbaric practice of religion, mainstream.  It’s child endangerment, it’s child molestation, it’s horrid and should be illegal.


Because of religion, we all get to pay more taxes so that churches, megachurches and religious organizations can keep every penny they take in.  With no accountability the leaders can purchase private jets, multiple homes and $23,000 dollar toilet seats.


Because of religion there are becoming less and less centers for women’s health and care.  Because of religion, Governor’s have held at tax payers expense, lavish gatherings for prayer and rain dances.

Because of religion, states have made laws allowing businesses to refuse service to those whose private sexual lives are deemed abominations.

Because of religion, certain relationships aren’t granted the same rights under the law, which allow end of life arrangements, tax filings and housing allowances.

Because of religion, our children are forced to accept the public school displays of religious propaganda.

Because of religion, we are considered blights on society, we are labeled untrustworthy and must constantly fight for equality.

Because of religion, a church can proclaim over 100 pastors to allow for backhanded housing exemptions and avoid taxes.

Because of religion, we have a TeaParty

Because of religion, we have Fox News

Because of religion, we have over 40% of our citizens who don’t support efforts to clean the environment because Jesus is coming back soon and climate change won’t matter.

Because of religion, families are torn apart at the seams.

Because of religion, my daughter is called a whore for wearing shorty shorts.

Because of religion, certain sexual positions between consenting adults are illegal.

Because of religion, slavery existed and was defended.

Because of religion, 2 million female children this year will have their vaginas mutilated.

Because of religion, Billions of our tax dollars support a country that offers full medical benefits to every citizen, while in America, we lack basic care.

Because of religion, our once president decided to start a war that has lasted over 10 years because Jesus told him to.

Because of religion, Trillions of dollars have been spent, thousands of lives lost so that we can free two countries who don’t wish to be freed.

Because of religion, our civil liberties have systematically been eroded under the guise of protection for our country.


And today, if you are female and work for Hobby Lobby or any corporation, you have just lost your Constitutionally guaranteed civil rights if your employer’s religious ideologies conflict.


Your basic human rights have just been superseded by the religious fanatics and lunatics.  The Supreme Court’s 5 male member, Catholic Zealots have just fucked you and fucked me too.


And men, no worries for us.  The Hobby Lobby supporters have not and plan no attack on our rights to Erectile Dysfunction drugs, Penile implants, Vacuum erection devices, vasectomies.  And Circumcisions will still be covered, you know, because, Jesus.


And here’s what I’m going to do.  This year we held ReAsonCon one, the first of it’s kind.  I secured the speakers and venue for next May already.  We announced this a few weeks ago.


But I’m canceling it.  I’m going to spend the money that I would have spent on making sure that anyone who can’t afford a membership to the Freedom From Religion Foundation gets one, to the best of my ability.


This year I got stuck with paying 100% of the Reasoncon expenses after someone failed to pay their part.  After the donations and VIP ticket sales I was personally out over $6,000 dollars.  I’m still paying that credit card bill.  The planned upcoming ReasonCon II I’m sure would cost me another $6,000, so I’m going to do my best over the next 10 months to use that planned expenditure on helping others join the FFRF who can’t afford it right now.


I’ve given this enough thought and believe that although the reason con conference is a valuable tool, membership and support of the FFRF is more valuable and will exact far wider effects for all.


Starting tonight, I’m going to offer 20 annual memberships to those who can’t afford them right now.  That’s $800 towards freeing our country and it’s governments from the zealous Christian fucknuts!


I’ve emailed our scheduled ReasonCon II speakers and guests and have explained the reason for canceling and I hope that you will support me in this effort.  I’d hope that you can understand the importance and I would encourage you to join the FFRF right now.


If you can not afford it right now, please email me your name and address to atheists@atheistsonair.com   This Week I will call the FFRF and secure 20 new annual memberships.


The only way we are going to change the system, the only way we can protect that wall of separation and the only way we can repair the damage already done is to jointly and loudly scream:  Fuck You!

We can’t sit idly by, we must put our fuck you’s in the form of lawsuits and activism and demand separation of church and state.  No amount of facebook posts or podcast rants will resolve the problem.  Make a commitment now to help.  Join the FFRF and let’s send a message to these shit sucking religious fucktards and stop their intrusions.


To Justices, Samuel Alito Jr., Anthony Kennedy, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas, John Roberts Jr., and David Green the Hobby Lobby CEO, Fuck You!


055 – The FFRF – Our Savior – Holy Quran, Holy Crap

Standing at the wall, armed with the Constitution and a legal team that would scare Jesus, the Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) is our savior.  They stand protecting our secular government from religious intrusion, even for the folks that don’t think they need the protection. Christians would cry fowl and call for help if say the Muslims and their holy scripture was being used in our government.  But for now the Christians have the majority and they systematically attempt to push their religious dogma into the secular halls of government.

Annie Laurie Gaylor – FFRF Co President

For almost an hour, Annie Laurie took our questions and shared the work that the FFRF is doing daily.   If you listen to nothing else, listen to the first part of the show, find out the demonstrable problems and special privileges the churches get and at our expense and then join us.  Come over today and join the FFRF and let’s stop the harm religion is doing.

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Free FFRF Memberships and Godless Dollar Bills

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As promised, 5 of those who submitted questions for Annie Laurie will receive a godless dollar bill and a one year membership to the FFRF compliments of Atheists On Air.  You must send your name and address via email to me by June 29th, 2014.  cash@aoa.fm

We also opened up the offer to 5 additional people who made the request via our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/atheistsonair

Mr. Q

Mr. Q, the man behind the QuranifyMe podcast joined us.  Too many times I hear the whinny ass Christian complain that no one says anything about Islam.  Well now you can point them to the QuranifyMe.com site and let them whine no more.

Snake Oil Woo Woo

Professor StephenProfessor Stephen downs 175 doses of homeopathic medicine at one time.  Does he survive?  You’ll also find out where you can get razors that don’t cut, all natural medicines and purple dildos all from one store.

Pastor Roy

All the way from Catfish Creek Trailer Park in Cleo, SC – Pastor Roy takes on the “theory” of evolution and destroys it.  Thanks to Google, Youtube and one Red Hatted Religitard, Pastor Roy is going to crush evolution.

Emails & Voicemails

This past week we received several messages from fans of the show.  We even got our first hate mail.  Thanks to you all for participating and supporting the show.

Live Show

Below you will find the video from the show.  We welcome you to join us.  You can watch live each week at 7:PM EST on Mondays.  For more info and our phone numbers, please visit www.aoa.fm/aoafm (complete list)


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The FU Rant

I was pissed off when I did my rant and it will be fairly obvious.  The stupid ass 1920’s rehash of an argument using tornados and junkyards had me all spun up.

The Rant:

And they wonder why we’re pissed off.  I ran some promotional ads announcing our special guest tonight and although the ads were to be displayed on the facebook pages of fans of the show and their friends, the Christians answered.


That tells me some of you have Christian friends and that’s ok, I do too.  What’s incredible though is the arguments you hear.  One lady who posted several comments and tagged all her equally intellectually impaired friends to join in making some horrible arguments with her..  said…

[whiny ass girl]Why don’t atheists just start spending your money on finding cancer cures instead of trying to take down our ten commandment monuments?  To which I responded, why don’t you stop spending money on expensive rocks with bronze aged ignorant ramblings about their only being one God and he is to be worshipped and using my public property to display it and just spend the money on fighting cancer?


One of the fellers she tagged responded with a horrible rendition of the junkyard 747 argument.  Which by the way is from a much older and thoroughly debunked argument started in the 1920’s.  He said if two old ford trucks were hit by a tornado and made a lamborghini, blah blah blah…  we ain’t no accident, god did it and specifically my god, the one my parents and community are convinced exists.  So there!


Well first, this isn’t an argument about origins you ignorant twit.  And you do know that evolution doesn’t answer or even attempt to answer the question of abiogenesis nor the big bang?  Right?


You’ve obviously been eating cheetos and watching that stupid ass video from the dude with the red hat who says he can destroy evolution and thus atheism in 3 minutes and concentrating more on the cheetos than the ridiculous shit coming from Captain dumbass.


Here’s the thing, let’s say you do destroy evolution.  Let’s say you take it all the way to it’s knees with some argument about your trailer park and a luxury sports car / tornado thing.  Then what do you have?


You still have no proof for your invisible sky daddy.  He’s only one of the hundreds of gods currently being prayed to by faithful idiots worldwide.  You and your ilk are what brought us the dark ages, it’s what’s responsible for most of humanities ills.


Evolution has nothing to do with atheism.  They are not mutually exclusive but one does not beget the other.  Now yes, you will find that most thinking people who enjoy using their brains for more than creating fanciful arguments requiring the wearing of aluminum foil headdresses also accept the undeniable evidence presented by the scientific community on the facts that are evolution.


Your argument, even if it contained one iota of common sense, one sane presumption would still be useless in demonstrating an invisible man who lives in the sky.


Using poorly formed arguments to refute atheism is like proving that most atheists have two eyes, therefore – GOD!  Why not simply prove your God, why not show evidence for your position and avoid entertaining us with 3rd rate previously debunked arguments that only stand to demonstrate your complete and utter willful ignorance.


You heard some moron on YouTube with a red beanie cap regurgitating nonsense and altered the story from a junk yard to only two ford vehicles and think you have created the ultimate argument.  You fool.  And I mean that in the most sincere way.


Your red hatted friend changed the decades old argument from a 747 to a Lamborghini and thinks he hit the jackpot.  This shit may work for the sheep, but the freethinking, well reasoned and logical human sees the game before it’s fully played.


If I thought it’d help I’d pray for you and the scarecrow, a brain can be a useful thing.  You stand in confidence around the equally ignorant and think you’re on to something because you have a fan club.  Fuck, we expect that.  Same as I’d expect to see a lot of hugging at a downs syndrome convention.


If I were to attempt to convince you that there a fairies that live in the trees in front of my house and that several times a year they make my electric bill go down, I’d expect you’d want some real proof.


But what if instead I attacked and argued that my proof is that your momma wasn’t married when she conceived you and I could demonstrate that most pregnancies occur outside of wedlock and it makes no sense that out of all the vaginas, tornados and laborghini transforming 747’s that she was married at that time- Bam!  I win, now you have to believe in my fairies.


See how incredibly stupid, how retarded you have to be, to think that your batshit crazy argument against bluejeans has anything to do with atheism.  I promise you could garner more followers and more attention if you sat in your own shit and flung it at paserbys.  At least it would be an honest action.


Instead you fail to grasp that google or youtube would possibly have anything that refutes your ignorance.  Hellfire, I bet just beneath the fuckedness that is that video you attempted to regurgitate was a video in response.  How devilishly clever of those youtube folks.


Yet somehow you avoid it.  Like an inbred monkey sitting in a tree eating his own shit, you care not for the world around you.  Your content with remaining ignorant.  And I even hate to bring a monkey into this because I would bet if had the opportunity and the mental power to seek other activities, the monkey probably would.


I mean really, save yourself the trouble, grab a picture of a jackass or a retarted monkey and post that as your reply, no comment other than the picture and I promise, we will know.  You won’t have to bother copying and pasting the mental diaharehea of an argument and instead can go on looking for new child porn or ways to make home made ruffies for the upcoming family reunion.  We will just look at the picture you posted and know what your argument would have been and thusly save you huge amounts of time.  I’ll go ahead and tell all the thinking folks right now and it won’t be long and we’ll all know that those images stand for your arguments against all science and facts.


You’re welcome.


So until you have evidence, real demonstrable evidence of this Jewish water walking, water to wine, zombie feller or his equally invisible and non existent daddy, then shut the fuck up.  Fuck you and your fellow shit lickers.